top of the mornin to ya
it's midnight
that makes it literally the top of the morning
the beginning of the am
im so glad i still havent reinstated your st patricks day privileges
you're just digging yourself a deeper hole
im brocken </3
wait wait wait don't fall asleep
i have an eight am class
i don't think i've seen eight am in like two years lmao
lucky you
good night
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i'm tired, you whore :(
well don't go to sleep
too late
zzzzzz
no one that is actually asleep can type out the letter z to indicate snoring
you're just being dramatic
and you're being really talkative
shut up
wake up bitch, i miss your fucking face
that's actually the most romantic thing anyone's ever texted me
ha, take that miles
thats kinda sad tho ngl
i know
bye
no
it's not bye bye time
it's bartholomew time
is this what it will take to finally own up to that name
i will only answer to it for an entire twenty-four hours if you just talk to me for a little longer
wow you're needy
ok it's been a little longer
peace out
caoimhe aoife o'connor, if you do not text me back right now i will find your address and show up with an air horn
do it
i dare you
also, don't use my full name
i'll say your full name if i want to say your full name
also i hate your last name, you should change it to mine ;)
DON'T YOU DARE FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT REPLYING TO THAT AWESOME PICK UP LINE
it was cheesy and mediocre at best
6/10, have heard better
i just looked up pick up lines to show you better ones, but now i'm on farmers' pick up lines
im intrigued
please send me some examples
I'm a grain producer but I sure am
tired of going silo
Do you know much about insecticides? Cause I just got bitten by the love bug
I'm all for sensible firearm laws, but I'll be blowed if I know when that Cupid is gonna rein things in. He just shot me.
Don't worry about the John- just call me Dear
I'm looking to turn my greenhouse into more of a green home, if you'll help me
i honestly cannot decide if i love them or i hate them
well i love them
that means i hate them
i seriously have to go now
good night clay
that's not my name
fuck yeah it's not
good night bartholomew
sleep tight
don't let the bedbugs bite
or do, idk
wait no why would anyone voluntarily let bed bugs bite them
they're horrifying
i think i would burn my house down if i found out i had an infestation
anyways, good night getrude :)
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Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded
FanfictionOriginal Summary: a text sent to the wrong number. a conversation between two strangers. their lives changed forever, even if they don't know who's on the other side of the screen. will they ever find out? --- This is a reuploaded version of @ihavea...
