twenty-seven

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last night i had the strangest dream

why did you have yourself

i sailed away to china

how long did it take

in a little rowboat to find ya

was i just hanging out in guangzhou or something

and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned

who told you about my depression room

didn't want no one to hold ya

i want someone to hold me

what does that mean ?

it means i'm lonely, bartholomew

and you said

ain't nothing gonna break my stride

nobody gonna slow me down, oh no

i got to keep on moving

why are you doing trends from january 2020

why did you go along with it

you've said weirder things before

that's a tragedy, luv

lit rally a tragedy x

no need to get aggressive with me

i don't friggin give a heck

i've just about mcfucking had it with you

not funny, i didn't live, laugh, or love

shut the fuck up or become the dirt i walk on

it's ok honey, not everyone can be funny

neither of us are funny ever

I AM FUCKING HILARIOUS WDYM

yeah right and i have a dumptruck

we're both lying to ourselves

stay pressed <3

you're going to die sad and alone

i'm going to die rich and alone

we are not the same

if you're rich, prepare to be eaten

i said what i said

DID ARMIE HAMMER FINALLY NOTICE ME

MY CANNIBAL KING

hey you accidentally left me on read haha

when did you turn your read receipts back on lol :D ?

see i told you you weren't funny

i'm not laughing at this joke

also i'm sure you're richer than i'll ever be

armie can have us both, i swear

we can share him

i hate it here, on jah

and i know it's brazy, but it's true

i wish you had just left me on read

anything would've been better than that

was it worth it? no

would i do it again? yes

i had to channel my inner nick for that

i have never heard my H.O.E. say anything like that before

don't slander him

H.O.E. ???

Heaven On Earth

he my ride or die, never tell a lie 😈🤘

what the hell

drew said they're ok if he joins us to make a trio

we're gonna make that gc i mentioned before, but change gay to guy.

'a girl, a guy, and a they' it doesn't rhyme anymore but it's still cool

why couldn't you have done that with me ???

i'm always mad at you, it wouldn't work

what did i do ???

what DIDN'T you do dream

wow i am never calling you dream again that was weird

i just needed alliteration

heart❤️been broke💔so many timesi i don't know🤷‍♂️what to believe💭yeah👍mama👩said it's my fault👎

if you reference one more dead trend, i will start sobbing like sarah paulson

can you record it ?

that is not what you were supposed to answer

i can't read minds, stfu

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