last night i had the strangest dream
why did you have yourself
i sailed away to china
how long did it take
in a little rowboat to find ya
was i just hanging out in guangzhou or something
and you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
who told you about my depression room
didn't want no one to hold ya
i want someone to hold me
what does that mean ?
it means i'm lonely, bartholomew
and you said
ain't nothing gonna break my stride
nobody gonna slow me down, oh no
i got to keep on moving
why are you doing trends from january 2020
why did you go along with it
you've said weirder things before
that's a tragedy, luv
lit rally a tragedy x
no need to get aggressive with me
i don't friggin give a heck
i've just about mcfucking had it with you
not funny, i didn't live, laugh, or love
shut the fuck up or become the dirt i walk on
it's ok honey, not everyone can be funny
neither of us are funny ever
I AM FUCKING HILARIOUS WDYM
yeah right and i have a dumptruck
we're both lying to ourselves
stay pressed <3
you're going to die sad and alone
i'm going to die rich and alone
we are not the same
if you're rich, prepare to be eaten
i said what i said
DID ARMIE HAMMER FINALLY NOTICE ME
MY CANNIBAL KING
hey you accidentally left me on read haha
when did you turn your read receipts back on lol :D ?
see i told you you weren't funny
i'm not laughing at this joke
also i'm sure you're richer than i'll ever be
armie can have us both, i swear
we can share him
i hate it here, on jah
and i know it's brazy, but it's true
i wish you had just left me on read
anything would've been better than that
was it worth it? no
would i do it again? yes
i had to channel my inner nick for that
i have never heard my H.O.E. say anything like that before
don't slander him
H.O.E. ???
Heaven On Earth
he my ride or die, never tell a lie 😈🤘
what the hell
drew said they're ok if he joins us to make a trio
we're gonna make that gc i mentioned before, but change gay to guy.
'a girl, a guy, and a they' it doesn't rhyme anymore but it's still cool
why couldn't you have done that with me ???
i'm always mad at you, it wouldn't work
what did i do ???
what DIDN'T you do dream
wow i am never calling you dream again that was weird
i just needed alliteration
heart❤️been broke💔so many times⏰i i don't know🤷♂️what to believe💭yeah👍mama👩said it's my fault👎
if you reference one more dead trend, i will start sobbing like sarah paulson
can you record it ?
that is not what you were supposed to answer
i can't read minds, stfu
YOU ARE READING
Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded
FanfictionOriginal Summary: a text sent to the wrong number. a conversation between two strangers. their lives changed forever, even if they don't know who's on the other side of the screen. will they ever find out? --- This is a reuploaded version of @ihavea...