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YOU MOTHERFUCKER

HE'S TEXTING ME LIKE A HURT PUPPY

WHY DID YOU TELL HIM

I TOLD HIM IT WAS A MAYBE

I WAS JUST CURIOUS ABOUT WHY HE DOESN'T HAVE A CAR HFOWISJGFUKAGH

I'M GETTING GUILT TRIPPED

IN A GROUP CHAT

i mean everyone else is on my side, but still

he snoozes, he loses

vouch

is alex in the gc ? i don't want my lover to get jealous

do you know how much clay hates when you do that

clay told me he wouldn't marry me, so i can't bring myself to care

have you met karl yet ?

he's getting married to both me and quackity

jealousy has never hurt so much

jealousy is a disease, bitch. get well soon xoxo

I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING I SWEAR I'M KIDDING

😭😭😭

what does karl have that i don't

a penis

CURSE MY LACK OF Y CHROMOSOMES

at least you get two kisses

xx

are they from you and quackity

why are they not from clay

he doesn't love me

i bet he loves you

at least a very strong like

besides i don't think quackity loves you

you take that back right fucking now

that foot model of a man shares a bond with me

the bond of true love

what bond do we have

you're like a brother to me

did i just get brother zoned

you didn't have a chance anyway

yeah you're right, you're like an annoying older sister that wants me to distract the parents while she sneaks out

those schemes never worked

my mom put bells on all the doors so i couldn't sneak back in

and our windows were painted shut

which was really unfortunate in the
summer

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NOT YOU TOO NO

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im disowning you

you're cut out of my will

you're not an elderly rich grandmother, fiona

you're a college student

it's the thought that counts

oh i almost forgot to ask you

are you subscribed to technoblade ?

who's that

clay's rival ig

well i wasn't but now i definitely am going to

is he a pig ???

pig pog

what the hell

shut up baby maker 😑🇺🇸🚜

the liberal snowflakes aren't gonna like that one 🙄✋ VOTER FRAUD, TURNIP 2020🇨🇱

mama mia, it's-a me, mario :(((

what's wrong mario ?

i just-a found out that this guy named-a trump has been in peach TWICE

</3 love is dead-a

oh well gee mario, i know exactly how you feel. i remember when i found out minnie was fucking goofy

i hid in my clubhouse for days, making and practicing with "surprise tools"😈

don't ruin disney for me, number girl

don't ruin nintendo for me, i still wanna enjoy animal crossing

please let's just pretend this conversation never happened

what conversation?

good.

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