Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded

sixteen

you're a real heartbreaker, you know that right ?

sorry, i don't have a clue

how was your nap btw ?

do you have lines on your face? that's how you can tell if it was a good one.

im not amused.

wow...someone's grumpy after his little sleepy time

shut up

i'm mad at you

you told my sister your name

suck it up buttercup

SHE KEEPS CALLING ME BJ

I HATE IT HERE

oh go rant to your twitter

oh yeah...that's the other thing i'm upset about

MY SISTER KEEPS GIVING AWAY PERSONAL INFORMATION

relaxxxxx john b

i looked up clay from orlando florida

why

and the first one is some dude's linkedin, the second one is a clustrmaps that has a different number, and the third and fourth are facebook recommendations

i got too lazy to keep scrolling

so if you are an iNfLuEnCeR, you're not that popular

that and you have a really common name

wtf

you have no room to judge me

WAIT SHIT

I CLICKED IMAGES AND WENT DOWN A RABBIT HOLE

I'M ON MICHIGAN UNIVERSITY'S MEN'S LACROSSE STATISTICS

THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR FLORIDA

stop going on tangents and distracting me

my sister knows your name, that's the most important issue here

also why would you voluntarily look at lax stats

i went through a 'loving frat boys' phase in sophomore year

i'm nostalgic, sue me

k

why'd you leave me on read

i don't respond to dry texters 😐

how many people know your name

everyone that knows me in real life

i know you in real life

no you don't

well what is this then, cause it sure as hell ain't a fantasy

please turn that into a pick up line

"this sure as hell ain't a fantasy, because i could never even dream up someone as perfect as you"

yeah no it was just a general statement about how shitty the world is rn

i'm sticking with my pick up line

it was pretty smooth

smooth as peanut butter, bitch

i eat crunchy peanut butter

you're a sorry excuse of a man

hope you enjoy purgatory

well that escalated quickly

what kind of person eats crunchy peanut butter

I PUT IT ON PEAR SLICES

IT IS DELICIOUS

this is a pear-free zone. get out.

pears are fucking delicious, you just have no taste

you're afraid of cows, you can't talk

i will find your greatest fear and i will exploit it until the day i die. that is a promise and i intend to keep it.

i genuinely don't know how to reply to that so... ok sounds good

stop getting me off target !!!

why are you so good at that

my womanly wiles

WHAT

...anyways...

please tell me your name

i'm on my hands and knees

begging

no, no, no PLEADING

oh goddess divine

bestow this one little gift on me, a mere mortal

i will be eternally grateful

your wish: denied 😈💯🍃🦍🥶

once you tell me your name, i will never forget it.

this is not a 'once you ___' situation

and why wouldn't you

because it would be the closest thing i have to a prayer ;)

wait akshfilewkhgoikhe that's so cute

the answer's still no though

damnit >:(