i wish they'd teach us more about vikings
i'm not a student anymore idc
they're just so historically fascinating, you know?
please i'm just a guy who's seen how to train your dragon
i know nothing
that's exactly why they should've taught us more !
i mean they were the first europeans to get to america, that's super cool
they didn't even actually have horned helmets
THE WIVES GOT SWORDS AND KITTENS INSTEAD OF RINGS
i want a sword :/
this started as a joke but now i'm genuinely invested in vikings
i'm glad you found a new passion
maybe now you'll finally quit baking
the pictures you sent me were horrific
it's not my fault the microwave caught on fire
i didn't know you couldn't put metal in it
it sounds completely like your fault wdym
how did you not know that
drew does all the cooking idk
i just wanted to melt some chocolate :(
well congratulations, you failed
im going to tell you more viking facts so you stop cyber bullying me
how does one even get cyber bullied? just turn off your phone lol
believe me, it's not that simple
no, no, it is
THE DAYS OF THE WEEK ARE NAMED AFTER NORSE GODS
THOR = THURSDAY
someone call marvel
please i think i would throw up if i had to see another marvel cash grab
fair enough
soooooo
soooo...
what's your favorite meme
that skweezy guy
huh
the one that meant to go to indiana and then accidentally went to india
i follow his tik tok, he's hilarious
i vaguely remember that
yeah
yeah
wdym when you said the viking thing was a joke
oh um i stole it from my friend's little sister's book 'a smart girl's guide to boys'
it was one of the conversation starters
WHAT
ALKHIAHFOJGHEOUh
I WANTED TO SEE YOUR REACTION
IT WAS BORING
i am never boring
yes you are
that's why i leave you on read a lot
I leave YOU on read most of the time
that's not true
yes it is
dammit i fell for it
dream @dreamwastaken 1 hour ago
a smart girl's guide to boys
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this isn't google
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???
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skeppy and badboyhalo don't need this
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If you need help talking to me, just admit it
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women use that all the time before they approach me
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oh mamacita ;)))
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