if you were a fruit, what fruit would you be ???
pear
why tf would you choose pear ?
iut of all the fruits in the world
you chose a pear
lemme guess
you'd call yourself a strawberry girl
no >:(
pineapple.
that's not any better
says the pear guy
i will not sit here and tolerate this pear slander
PEARS ARE GREAT
OKAY ???
im sorry to tell you im built like a P
there will be no pears in our love
just cherries
what does that even mean
think about it
oh.
please stop texting me about your cherries
it was only one text but ok
sorry barty
dear god i thought we moved past that nickname
how dare you even suggest that
i dare
i quite literally dare
don't call me barty
florida man with the boundaries today 👀
ok i see you and i respect that
✍️no✍️"cherry"✍️talk✍️
✍️no✍️calling✍️him✍️barty✍️
ur block button looking real good rn😻
NOT THE CAT EMOJI
EW
are 🤨you 👁️👄👁️are 🤨 you 👁️👄👁️coming 🚶♀️to ✌️ the 💖💅 tree ✨🌲✨🌳.
YOU ARE READING
Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded
FanfictionOriginal Summary: a text sent to the wrong number. a conversation between two strangers. their lives changed forever, even if they don't know who's on the other side of the screen. will they ever find out? --- This is a reuploaded version of @ihavea...
