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fourty-nine

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR QUEEFA EEFA O'CONNOR

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

it's literally 12:01

but thank you

and don't type my name out phonetically, its weird

i've been waiting to press send for the past ten minutes

why weren't you paying attention to nick on the last ten minutes of his birthday

he passed out a long time ago

he's sleep calling with alex and karl

karl, my arch enemy karl ?

j e a l o u s y

is he really your arch enemy ?

he's taken everything from me

why wouldn't he be

i don't think he knows he's your arch enemy

besides, he hasn't taken me

you could be a spy for him

just like you were for dua lipa

please stop with that

don't tell the birthday girl what to do

bitch boy

okay then

hope you enjoy your tuesday

really ?

you gonna ditch me that quickly

ON MY BIRTHDAY

you're usually asleep by now on weeknights

i was just being courteous

stop using big words

you're literally a linguistics major

all you do is words

which is why i talk to you

you give me a break from them

i get to dumb down

you're really lucky it's your birthday

i'm still offended though

but i'll let it slide

thank you kindly sir

would you mind going into nick's room and kicking karl from the call

it could be your birthday present to me

but i got you a birthday present already

you can give me both

:))))

you're such a greedy girl

KHLKJAHFIUGEALILL

KJGFIUAWGFOAUEGHFIEOLYHGOIWRYH

UAEFHOIQLRWHILLYOHNIGLAKFE

sorry i don't know what just came over me

DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT

fine.

i won't.

I KNOW WHAT CAME OVER YOU ;)

NOOOOOOOOOOO

not on my birthday, bartholomew

i'll just wait until midnight again

you're a pig

this is why they say you should avoid younger men

technically, now the only men i really see fit for you are karl and george (your two favorite people ever)

feels like a win-win if i do say so myself

the day i have anything to do with either of them is the day raini rodriguez shoots me in between the eyes.

is that a no ?

fuck yeah it's a no

cmonnnn they're older and rich

everything you could ever dream of

are you trying to convince me to ditch you for your friends

cause it kinda sounds like you're trying to convince me to ditch you for your friends

...next question

you got so upset the first time i ditched you for your friends

but now you want me to

sus

hey you should go to bed now, you have that eight am lecture and i know you can't afford to sleep through it because you have a test on chapter nine next week

so goodbye.

good night.

happy birthday.

i overshare way too much of my personal life with you

and i know a dismissal when i see one, but you're right.

good night.