if anyone asks...you've just had a colonoscopy
why would anyone ask that
hot ta just asked how my boyfriend was doing
like if he was still in the hospital or what
can we stop calling him that
seriously figure out this guy's name
and why were there cameras up my butt
you have crohn's disease now
deal with it
out of everything, you gave me a diarrhea disease ???
well it had to be something that wouldn't kill you
couldn't just say i had a broken bone or something
and needed an x ray
поре
you get an ibd
you're welcome
im never covering for you
like if you try to call me and get me to act as it, i'm not doing it
oh but you'll roleplay with children 🙄🤚
that's my job
it's different
is it really ?
cause i could argue being my friend is a fulltime job too
haven't you fired me from that
several times
yes
but i keep rehiring you
because i don't know how to end the cycle 😍
i know, i know
im irresistible or whatever
you're not the first one to tell me that
you literally just told yourself that wdym
like i had no part in that
well you just told a stranger that i shit blood so i think i'm allowed to
gotta build my confidence back up after you tear it down
like a naked miley cyrus on a wrecking ball, bitch😛
all you ever did was wreck me 😭💔
his name's griffin btw
griffin lyle
huh
hot ta
his name's griffin lyle
you told me to find out
ohhhhhhh
i forgot
he's 28
works as a security guard at night to pay the bills
did you get his whole life story, jesus christ
yes actually
he talks a lot
and unfortunately, i can't seem to tune out his beautiful baritone
even when it's spewing bull
eww
don't worry, i can stop listening to your voice pretty easily
we don't have that same problem
awww
i can't tell if that was a sweet aw or sad aw
im going with sweet
it was a sad
close enough
well no
you had a 50/50 chance and you still got it wrong
plus there were context clues that should've upped your odds
so out of a like 75/25, you picked the 25
and then, since you're literally studying language and it's usage, giving you another advantage, that would've raised you again to a 87/13
shut up nerd
you're the only one of us actively paying to go to school
seems like you're the nerd idk
stop making me look dumb >:(
i literally just called you a nerd
that's the opposite of dumb
well it was implied
that makes no sense
just shut up.
YOU ARE READING
Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded
FanfictionOriginal Summary: a text sent to the wrong number. a conversation between two strangers. their lives changed forever, even if they don't know who's on the other side of the screen. will they ever find out? --- This is a reuploaded version of @ihavea...
