Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded

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does your roommate have twitter?

no, they deleted it out of solidarity with me

the closest we get to twitter is screenshots on instagram

okay good

why ???

i posted screenshots of your drunk tweets lmao

BARTHOLOMEW

NO

WTF

how many likes did it get...

153 thousand

AKJGDIYFWIYFGIDG

FLORIDA MAN

I'M SORRY

not really though

how did your followers blow up that much ? jesus

where did you get the number seven from

did you just pull it out of your ass

you insult me >:/

and no

i genuinely don't believe more than seven people follow you on twitter

if you're like this in texts, i fear for your tweets' sanity

well you believed wrong bitch

1.4 million

suck on it

HA

THAT'S ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

i like your funny words magic man

I'M NOT LYING

pics or it didn't happen

*insert one attachment*

nice editing. i especially like the part where you block out your profile picture, username, part of the bio, and the recent tweets. really sells the effect.

i'm completely convinced now

i am choosing to ignore the sarcasm

I KNEW I'D PROVE YOU WRONG

more than seven people follow me ;)

suck my dick bitch

i'm changing your contact name to pinocchio

cause your nose definitely just grew

what is it with you and kids' references ?