Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded

twenty-five

i have to delete all of my social media accounts now.

why ??? did my stream figure out who you were ???

no...worse

a dua lipa stan tracked down my instagram

she's bringing in reinforcements as we speak

i thought i was safe

you're never safe from dua

she's everywhere

but i think i have a plan to help you

well tell me

i don't have all day

1. don't pick up the phone, you know he's only calling cause he's drunk and alone

2. don't let him in, you'll have to kick him out again

3. don't be his friend, you know you're gonna wake up in his bed in the morning

NO

and if you're under him, you ain't getting over him

I HATE YOU

WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH UTTER LOATHING I FEEL FOR YOU

i didn't even have to look up the lyrics 🙄✋

XL106.7 in 2018 had my back 😍

CLAY PLEASE

THEY'RE AFTER MY COUSINS NOW TOO

MY 12 YEAR OLD COUSINS IN IRELAND

WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHO DUA LIPA EVEN IS

christ on a cracker, they're hardcore

THEY'RE CALLING ME A FUCKING NONCE FOR FOLLOWING KIDS ON

I'M RELATED TO THOSE CHILDREN, IT WOULD BE RUDE NOT TO

just block them

that's what i do

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE MULTIPLYING

WHY DO THEY CARE SO MUCH AFTER TWO YEARS

well i'm sure they don't have a lot of people to cancel in the lipa stan community

so the ones they do are pretty memorable

they're chasing that high

you sound like you speak from experience 😐

ARE YOU A LOVES

ew why does she call her fans LOVES

that's not creative

ARE YOU A DUA LIPS STAN THOUGH

NO I AM NOT A DUA LIPA STAN

and she calls them that because dua means love in albanian i think

oh my god you are

i've been talking to the enemy you were the inside man the whole time

and i fell for it hook, line, and sinker

i am a twenty-one year old man, i am not obsessed with dua lipa

i never was and never will be

i just googled the fanbase name, like you did

why don't you have a fanbase name ?

how about the pissbabies

they'd love that

don't even start with that

miss me with that bullshit

you could call them the gators

you're a florida man that likes florida

i mean yeah i guess

the animal itself is pretty cool

but florida isn't my favorite team

YOU LITERALLY TOLD ME YOU WERE A FAN AND GREW UP WATCHING IT

i mean they're my favorite florida team

but my personal favorite of like all time is the oklahoma sooners

idk

WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE VOLUNTARILY LIKE ANYTHING OKLAHOMA

WHAT EVEN IS THERE

MIDWESTERN EMO TEENAGERS AND FARMERS???

ITS #8 ON WORST STATES TO LIVE IN LMAOAOOAOA