why don't we ever specify that it's chicken eggs in our recipes? if the chickens all die out, people are gonna be so confused on how to crack fish eggs. i hope you wake up to this and it ruins your day.
please don't do this rn
you're awake ???
and why not
it's a valid question
im trying to cry to music and it pauses every time i get a notification
put it on dnd
i can't
drew's alone in an uber rn
i have to be alert just in case
why are they in an uber at 4 am
they had a "pussy pleasuring"
appointment
their words not mine
and didn't want to spend the night
why would they call it that
i hate that
eW
you're a guy, you can't judge
that's all y'all do already
you do be spitting facts doe
ok no THAT was the ew
what the fuck
go to bed clay
no
you go to bed
I WILL ONCE I'M SURE MY BEST FRIEND ISN'T GETTING ATTACKED
what's your excuse
it's 9am in england
wrong answer.
i mean technically your math is right, but you should never be awake for england
england should be awake for you
wait no
england should be dead
fuck england
england is starting to not sound like a word anymore
but i'm on call with people in england
so i can't sleep
why are they up at 9 in the morning?
fucking pricks
cause our sleep schedule got out of sync
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Area Codes // dreamwastaken - Reuploaded
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