hi. im heartbroken rn
what happened, caoimhe ?
i just found out they shut down clown college in 1997
my dreams are crushed
im so sorry for your loss
thank you
i just don't know how i'm gonna get over this
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start your own clown college
that's called being my friend
which makes you an amazing student
im dropping out 😐
im keeping your tuition then
i paid tuition ???
well i'm not gonna give you all my wisdom for free
im harvesting your clout and dignity
youre not harvesting my clout if people don't know who you are
ive seen tik tok clips with my voice in
them
does hollywood call me ? or do i call them ?
are you on mcyt tik tok ?
im so sorry
no i'm on drista and number girl tik tok
since we're the funniest 😛
also what is heatwaves and how do i understand the memes
i haven't read it
who are you melting
a snowman?
close enough
that's what i thought
he's pale enough to be a snowman
fucking gamers man
all greasy and gaunt
have you forgotten that you're ginger?
I HAVE TO WEAR A LOT OF SUNSCREEN OR ELSE I GET BURNT, OKAY ?
we are not the same
whatever you wanna tell yourself
if it helps you cope, it's okay
i did not come here to be attacked
too bad, so sad
im gonna bully you
my dad used to tell me that boys were mean if they liked you
which, looking back, is really messed up
but still 😉
wow caoimhe, your personality is just *chef's kiss*
you're so cool and smart !
🙄
you know what, i am going to take those compliments and ignore the sarcasm
i can't win, can i ?
nо
and that's one of my biggest achievements <3
well look who's bullying who now
yeah but that's like my whole thing
idk how to do anything else
all i know is wake up, twerk, eat hot chip, and lie
...
c'mon, don't act like that wasn't a good reference
i didn't want to validate that with an actual response
but didn't want to leave you on read either
all men do is lie
are you a man
cause you just said you lie too
no i am not a man
i hate men
even me ?
especially you
🥺👉👈
i think i iust threw up
it physically hurt me to type that, dw
good
you should suffer for doing that
wow
you sound like a sadist
only for you babe
oMg ShE cAlLeD mE bAbE
😍😍😍
bAbE bEfOrE mArRiAgE ??? uNaCCEpTaBLE
forgive me lord 😫🙏
sorry sky papi 🤧
- - -
y'all really be coming for my neck 24/7
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