[ Him ; Her ; Narration ]
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Friday, 9:54 pm
calling : kayden
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"I'm so into you, I can barely breathe."
"I know, I'm just that hot."
"And all I wanna do is to fall in deep."
"Oh?"
"But-"
"Okay, you can stop now. Ariana Grande huh?"
"God dammit."
"Sorry to burst your bubbles babe."
"Well then... tell me how was your day."
"I ran my sister over. How about you?"
". . ."
"I'm kidding sweet cheeks."
"Don't call me sweet cheeks."
"So sweet cheeks, how was your day?"
"Pretty gucci."
"How so?"
"I set the kitchen on fire. My mom is pissed off and I'm grounded for a week."
"You set your kitchen on fire?"
"Why do you sound like I did it purposely? I wanted some ramen and so I added some water into the cup and microwaved it for about 30 minutes. I intended to microwave it for 3 minutes!"
"And you didn't notice the burning smells from the microwave because you were..?"
"I went to my room and took a nap because 3 minutes is a long time."
"Three minutes is only 180 seconds."
"I can't even be patient enough to go through a five second ad on youtube, let alone 180 seconds."
"..."
"At least only the kitchen blew up so it's fine."
"Sweet cheeks, if I blew my kitchen up and said 'at least only the kitchen blew up so it's fine', my mom would've whooped my ass with a broomstick.
"I'm trying to be optimistic here."
"Well clearly it's not working."
"Whatever. I am going to stalk Ian Somerhalder now."
"Ian is ugly."
"You are delusional. I bet your celebrity crush isn't better."
"Nah. Emma Harper is top notch."
"E-Emma Harper? You like her?"
"Are you dying?"
"I choking. Don't worry, I'm not dying anytime soon."
"Aw shucks."
"So, give me the scoop of this Harper girl."
"She is the only breathing thing in this universe that is spicier and hotter than me."
"*Mumbles* That's true."
"What? I can't hear you."
"I said she looks like she eats donkey shit."
"How could you?"
"Mehhhh."
"Bye."
"Bye."
CALL ENDED
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