[ Him ; Her ; Hunter ; Narration ]
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Saturday, 9:14 pm
calling : kayden
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'Hi this is Kayden please leave a message after the beep and I will get back to you depending on who you are.'
BEEEEEEEEEEP
"Well, hello there. I'm sorry about my Godzilla like screaming. I hope you can call me back after you get this dumb voicemail. I don't know why I'm leaving a voicemail but yeah. Oh my god, this must be the stupidest thing I've ever done. I'm deleting this."
'VOICEMAIL DELETED.'
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Saturday, 11:13 pm
calling : emma
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"I thought you would stop talking to me."
"Sorry, I was busy."
"...."
"..."
"The guy gave me a cupcake."
"The guy that ran over your signed copy of 'Paper Towns' over?"
"Yes. We talked for a while afterward. Turns out, he's a pretty cool grandpa."
"What if he turns out to be that one grandpa from the Visit."
"Well, he's not."
"Don't you have anything to tell me?"
"About me being Emma Harper?"
"Yes."
"I'm Emma Harper, so what? I may be famous but I'm still me, the girl you talked to for the past week."
"Do you still not understand?"
"UNDERSTAND WHAT!?"
"NO! IT'S THE FACT THAT I SAID YOU WERE THE ONLY BREATHING THING IN THIS UNIVERSE THAT IS HOTTER AND SPICIER THAN ME."
"Well, I am."
"I take that back. I am THE hottest and spiciest breathing thing in this universe. You're a close second."
"You can't take something back after you said it."
"Well, I just did."
"You're such a sassy ass."
"Sassier than Barbie's left nut."
"Tee eff?"
"I was just reading news about you on Hollywood World News."
"What was it about?"
"It was something about you running after your boyfriend's car after he ditched you on the sidewalk."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. People these days come up with the craziest thing ever."
"You're not worried that this will affect your image?"
"False rumors about you come in the being famous bundle. I've learned to deal with it and to answer your question, no, I am not worried about my image."
"I don't know how to answer to that but okay. Let's move on."
"Yes, I agree. Let's move on."
"What shall we do on this eventful night?"
"I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE DA BE DEE DA BA DIEEE, IM BLUE-"
"YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE."
"I'm just singing gosh."
"You call that singing?"
"Whatever. Who are you calling?"
"My friend."
"I thought we were best friends."
"Let me talk to him."
"No, go away Hunter."
"I wanna talk to your boyfriend. OW, WOMAN, STOP PINCHING ME."
"He isn't my boyfriend."
"Then let me talk to him."
"NO! AGH OH MY GOD HUNTER."
"Hello, Mystery man. I see you been hitting up Emma's phone."
"That was creepy as fuck."
"Shut up. So anyways, KAYDEN, where do you live?"
"I live up your mom's vagina hole."
"You're pretty sassy I see."
"Sassier than Barbie's left nut."
"Why do I surround myself with idiots?"
"Very well, can you drive?"
"Yes."
"Are you willing to commit? Our Emma needs a guy that is willing to commit."
"WHAT THE HECK, I SAID WE'RE NOT DATING."
"I don't know how to answer that."
"Do you, how should I phrase this? Do you ahem, do yourself?"
"No."
"That's good to hear because the only person you should be doing is Emma."
"FOR THE LAST TIME-"
"I have to go, bye."
"Wait, don't go-"
CALL ENDED
author's note : not the best chapter i've written but definitely something. the characters in this book are all characters from a book i've written yet deleted from wattpad. ;)
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