[ Him ; Her ; Narration ]
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Wednesday, 3:21 am
calling : emma
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"I left my ultra thin pads outside of Burger King, what should I do? I'm having a bloody crisis."
"I don't know. You should bleed to death."
"I'm hurt. I thought you cared about me."
"Well, now you know I don't."
"You just don't want to admit that you love me."
"I can't admit to something that isn't true."
"I'm heartbroken."
"I don't care."
"I'm pulling an all-nighter."
"Same here. I got my coffee bud by my side."
"I got my tea by my side."
"Ew tea."
"Don't insult my best-tea."
"Word's cannot espresso how much I dislike tea."
"Have some positivi-tea hon, then you'll be beau-tea-ful."
"I'm already brew-tiful."
"I see what you did there, you naugh-tea girl."
"Oh my god, you mocha me crazy."
"I'm glad you like my koala-tea puns."
"I hate your puns a latte."
"I hate your coffee puns so matcha."
"Drinking too much tea can cause a latte problem for you."
"No, it's not. By the way, wanna join my par-tea? It takes away my anxie-tea."
"..."
"Can we get oolong now and stop with the koala-tea puns?"
"Yes please, I ran out of my koala-tea coffee puns."
"TEA-RIFFIC!"
"I found loads of tea puns on Pinterest but so little of coffee puns. This isn't fair."
"Don't be so sal-tea."
"I'm more of a swee-tea."
"I disagree."
"I don't want your opinion."
"You don't want my opinion, you need my opinion. You see what I did there? I'm such a naugh-tea boy."
"I thought we said we would stop with the puns."
"Oh right, I forgot because I was abstrac-tea-ed."
"You're such a nincompoop."
"Who the hell still say nincompoop?"
"Me."
"That's so fetch."
"..................."
"What?"
"Did you just quote Mean Girls?"
"Stop laughing at me."
"I- I can't. Oh my god."
"My sister made me watch it."
"I'm screeeeeeching, oh my god."
"I'm gonna hang up."
"HAHAHAHAHA-"
CALL ENDED
"What a sal-tea guy."
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Short Story9/8/2020 : i decided to re-publish it all again because why not hehehe ━━━ mind my cringey summary and cringey story that i wrote at 3am under my bed, all lonely and hungry, and afraid of ghosts that comes at 3am because my sister is dumb enough to...
