Writing help

Chapter titles

Grumpy Beginnings
You Won't Believe This False Hope
Hallelujah, My Ass
Don't Read This
Why Couldn't It Be Mini Golf?
I Wish I Was An 19th Century Immigrant Confusing the French With My Excellent Cross Dressing
Two Birds, No Stone. Please Don't Kill My Birds.
The Endless Darkness and Mystery of the Ocean is Becoming a Bit Tempting to Dive Into Now
He'a Like Art. Terrible Art, But Still, Art
The Sun Can Fuck Right Off
So Maybe I'm Not Okay
Cupid Screwed Up
Error: Fucks Not Found
I May Have Killed A Guy
Why Do I Do This?!
Finally I Can Be the Comedian I've Always Dreamed to Be
I Cheated Death and He Wants A Divorce
No Touchy Please
Feel My Wrath and Extreme Self-Doubt
Les I'm Miserable
I Can't Believe It's Not Butt
I'm Trying To Be Serious I Swear
Where's Colin Firth When I Need Him the Most
Important Information: He's Not Happy
Uh Oh
Note to Self: Don't Do It You Son of A
You Caught Me Singing on Broadway
Firecrackers and Actual Crackers
Umbrella, ella, ella, ellAH!
Coffee Times Ten
Gingers Are Vampires: The Story of How A Group of Bitter Vegetables Stole My Blood
Somebody Once Told Me the World Was Gonna Kill Me
Paint Me Like One of Your French Girls, Cock
'Get A Job'; I Say, Unemployed
Okay, Time To Be Serious
Ed Sheeran Wouldn't Treat Me Like This
Shush Demons
I Should've Stayed In Bed
Leave Me Alone Punks
Time For Murder
Crapbag
I Love My Friends
I Met Abraham Lincoln
Best + Bitter = Better
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