Wears a t-shirt with a picture of them doing their worst habit to warn people how shitty they are
Or doing something cool that's their proudest moment and just wants everybody to know about itAlways carries a picture of a specific meme and is aggressively waiting for the right time to use it
Invented an instrument and only plays that instrument
Has the weirdest saying that makes no sense
Owns 57 different hats
Hates pants
Wears the same jacket 24/7
Repeats every joke
Calls people by their full names
Barely talks to people but will go into lengthy passionate discussions with animals
Talks reeeeaaaallly slow
Can only cook pizza
Thinks their protected by the will of God
Doesn't believe any history because
they weren't there to see it
Owns over a hundred plants
Is always the guinea pig of the group
Biggest idol is Indiana Jones
Eats 5 bananas a day
Wants to be a villain but is too lazy
Makes questionable fashion choices
Always has a weapon on
Thinks guns are cheating
Wants to be a pirate and is super
bummed about being born in modern times
Dances away their problems
Has a secret cooking show
Has a lucky rock
Draws things they think they'll forget
Got stuck in a well once
Drinks a LOT of milk
Tried to pursue a comedy career for a few years
Likes to find high places to hang at
Powerpoints every problem to make a decision
Becomes unintelligible in action-
packed situationsHas a personal agenda against diaries
Invents the crappiest things
Is scared of the rain
Hates sodium
Is a perfectionist but only about completely irrelevant things
Listens to the same 10 songs on repeat and ONLY those 10
Logic > Emotions
Emotions > LogicOnly cares about their dogs
Gets triggered by rubber ducks
Would absolutely hate this list 'cause what kinda people are these
Thinks Middle Earth is an actual country on earth. Nobody has the heart to tell them the truth
Nobody actually knows whether they're always drunk or it's just their personality
Loves musicals more than anything and wants to be in one so bad but can't sing for shit
Believes anyone can change and has endless hope and is just the purest and healing person okay
Not used to human contact and has no tact or manners at all
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