So this is an AU where Peter is Spider-Man, but somehow gets Tony Stark's number on complete accident. He has no idea who the person is, but it develops from there.
Peter designed the homecoming suit and the Iron Spider. He keeps the iron spider in a watch.
This is based off of @BlackShadow030930's book, called "Wrong number kid". Definitely go read it, I've cracked up so many times reading it. There will be some similarities, like the Mr. Emoji thing (i wasn't feeling super creative as to think of a new name) as well as the basic idea, I loved the premise so go read it.
Do it.
Trigger warnings: a bit of graphic violence around halfway through
Also, a helpful translation for later:
mr. emoji - Tony
Nat - Natasha
Arrow - Clint
Captain - Steve
James - Rhodey
Barnes - Bucky
Mr. Green - Bruce
Mrs. Emoji - Pepper
Bird - Sam
Magic - Wanda
Sight - Vision
Tony's Phone
***-***-****
Ned! I need you to cover for me!
Tony
???
***-***-****
I'm doing some web design stuff, you know?
Just make up a cover story please?
And not about porn. We saw how that worked
last time.
Tony
Okay, you got the wrong number. Also, you need new friends I think
***-***-****
Are you sure you're not
messing with me?
Tony
I'm not. How did you even get this number?
***-***-****
You gave it to me.
***-***-****
*Ned gave it to me
***-***-****
Who is this?
Tony
Oh shit did you just triple-text?
***-***-****
Who is this though
Tony
A person
***-***-****
How very specific of you.
I'll give you a name if you give me one.
Tony
... deal
***-***-****
My name's Peter
Tony has updated ***-***-****'s name to Peter
Tony
Here's a name: Clint
Peter
Is that your name?
Tony
No, I said I'd give you a name. not necessarily mine.
Peter
😠
Tony
Ha, gotcha
Peter
What's your name?
Tony
Can't say.
Peter
Well, what should I call you?
Tony
The root of all evil
Peter
Like android emojis.
Peter
you're a guy?
YOU ARE READING
Peter Parker Oneshots
FanfictionThe title is pretty self-explanatory, I think. These are all original stories that I wrote myself. It started off as a field trip oneshot book so most of the first ones follow that pattern, and then stray from it later on.
