mostly a short filler for the super long part 3 that sets up the plot :)
OfficialTonyStark
I'm concerned. Probably going to go into hiding about now thanks.
-- SpiderSquad
Good.
EssentialSpiderMan
I want to ask-
-- ItsThatBlackWidow
Just don't.
HawkGuy
I said I was sorry!
-- SpideyOfficial
i don't accept that excuse
-- X.MJ.X
peter-
-- ItsThatBlackWidow
don't worry they deserve it
SpiderSquad
Good.
Somebody.Once.Told.Me
I'll bite. What happened?
-- OfficialTonyStark
oh don't worry. you'll see.
-- PeterParkour
oh yes you will
ItsThatBlackWidow
Can't relate
-- SpideyOfficial
lmao me neither
OfficialTonyStark
Sums up my life, except one of two spiders wouldn't hurt me for the world
-- ImagineAUser
I'm going to make an executive guess and say Peter
-- OfficialTonyStark
ding ding ding! we have a winner!
OfficialTonyStarkI'M GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU
-- SpiderSquad
**neither of us
-- OfficialTonyStark
FUCK YOU
-- ItsThatBlackWidow
to be honest, i'd fuck me too.
HawkGuy
Why are you like this. I'm not pink. My suit is supposed to be purple. And maybe black.
-- PeterParkour
lmao fight me
OfficialTonyStark
I thought I was your Avengers parent :(
-- ItsThatBlackWidow
suck it, stark, i'm better :D
-- PeterParkour
don't worry I love you both
SpideyOfficial
oh boy. here we go.
really short! sorry! this is mostly a filler chapter that sets up more in next weekend's chapter! which is technically social media disaster part 3! so yay!
anyways! I'm sorry updates have been so short recently, stuff's been crazy
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Peter Parker Oneshots
FanfictionThe title is pretty self-explanatory, I think. These are all original stories that I wrote myself. It started off as a field trip oneshot book so most of the first ones follow that pattern, and then stray from it later on.