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💕HOGWARTY HOG HOES💕

Theodore Nott:
GOOD
MORNING
MY
BITCHES
Blaise Zabini:
Why tf are you so energetic in the morning?
Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
AND WHY DO YOU SCREAM IT THROUGH THE DORMS?!

Valentina:
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SCREAMING ITS SIX IN THE MORNING!!!!

Theodore Nott:
Why tf not?
Also
Who the hell are you?

Valentina:
Oh I'm Valentina Riddle
I just started yesterday.
Now please fuck off it's too early.

Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
Sooo apparently do not wake her up.
Theodore Nott:
AHHHHH WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME
STOP
NOOOOO
SHHSHEDJIC DDHSHDBUXD
Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
HAHAHAHAH BLAISE ARE YOU SEEING THIS?!
BITCH SAID FUCK YOU
Oh...
shit....
Nott you okay there buddy?
Theodore Nott:
Nope...
✨I aM DieInG✨
Fred Weasley:
Anyone care to fill us in here?
George Weasley:
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE AWAKE

Valentina:
Ask the dickhead Nott over there.
Not my fault he got what was coming to him.

Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
YOU CHASED HIM ROUND THE COMMON ROOM HIT HIM AND KICKED HIM IN THE BALLS.

Valentina:
But he deserved it.
Now if you don't mind I'm going to get changed and go get breakfast.

Fred Weasley:
Oooffff now that was a little harsh.
Theodore Nott:
A LITTLE?!
A FUCKING LITTLE?!
George Weasley:
Well now you know not to wake the new girl up.

Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️

Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
Hey are you okay?

Valentina:
Yea I'm perfectly fine, why?

Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
Well you've just chased Nott and kicked him then left.

Valentina:
Your point being?

Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
That's not exactly something you do when your okay
But alright I'll leave it.

FATHER

Father:
Valentina I need you to get close with the Malfoy boy. JUST FRIENDS. We do not need a repeat of last time.

Valentina:
Yes Father.

DRACO MALFOY🐍🥵❤️

Valentina:
Hey Malfoy I was wondering if you would maybe like
to go out sometime, show me around hogmeads?

Draco Malfoy🐍🥵❤️:
Hello there.
Erm yea I guess we could.
Saturday one pm?

Valentina:
Yeah okay
See you then😉

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