Why Should I Trust You Mastermind Byakuya X Makoto

Birthday Part 1

Guys guess what. Today’s my birthday!!! (Aprul 9th) So because of that I have a bunch of things for you guys. I take these which are references and turn it into a few sentence shorts. So enjoy!!

5 AM at Freddy’s: The sequel: AU

Kijo Togami runs into the mastermind room.
“Have at me!” Kijo
Makoto is sitting next to the door and swings the crowbar at his legs.
“Ow my f~cking knees!!” Kijo
He falls to the floor holding his knees. Makoto stands up.
“Get crowbarred b!tch!!” Makoto
Makoto looks over to Byakuya sitting in the chair
“Thanks for the crowbar Kuya~” Makoto
Kijo looks up.
“Byakuya!! What the f~ck!!” Kijo
Byakuya throws his hands up.
“I don’t know! I’m bored!” Byakuya

Just Monika: Normal

Makoto slides next to Byakuya in the library.
“Yo. There’s something I think you should know.” Makoto
Whispers to him.
“I’ve never seen Toko so-” Makoto
Toko pops up behind them.
“SANE AND CHILL AND STILL KIND OF SWEATY!!!” Genocide Jill

Trials of Apollo: AU

Byakuya was just mean to Aoi.
“I apologize for my boyfriend.” Makoto
Byakuya blushes.
“Could you not-” Byakuya
Makoto looks up at him all innocent.
“Would you prefer special guy? Or significant other?” Makoto
Byakuya blushes more and looks away.
“S-significant annoyance in your case.” Byakuya
(WILL X NICO FOR LIFE!!!!)

The simpsons movie: Normal

“You’re going to make us kill during the height of the apocalypse?!?” Makoto
“The height of the apocalypse, so far!” Monokuma

Vine: Normal

Junko after everyone votes for her.
“You are all going to hell.” Junko
Junko presses the execution button and her punishment begins.
“Goodbye!” Junko

ASDF: normal

Makoto is about to fall into the trash shoot.
“Help me super guy!” Makoto
Monokuma just looks at him.
“No.” Monokuma
Makoto gives him the middle finger while falling.
“You’re a diiiiiiiiick.” Makoto

John Mulaney's street smarts: Normal

Sayaka points at a board.

“So if you’re ever about to get murdered you should make sure to write a few numbers by your body.” Sayaka
Sayaka writes 11037.
“That way they'll know that something hinky is going on there.” Sayaka

WatchMojo: Normal

Mukuro steps on Monokuma
Junko in the control room.
“Welcome to WatchMojo. And today we’re counting down our picks of the top 10 stupidest people.” Junko

The Office: Normal

The remaining people are going to the trial grounds for the mastermind trial.
“Oh my god oh my god it's happening!!” Makoto
“Stay Calm!!” Makoto
“Makoto are you alrigh-” Kyoko
“STAY F~CKING CALM!!!” Makoto

Jojo Rabbit: Normal

All the survivors are standing in front of the door, about to leave. Makoto looks up at Byakuya. 
“Is it dangerous out there?” Makoto
Byakuya smiles and pats his head.
“Most definitely.” Byakuya
(God I love this movie it is amazing.)

Game theory: AU

“And the mastermind is Junko Enoshima.” Makoto
“But that’s just a theory” Byakuya
“..........” Makoto
“A GAAAAAME THEORY!!!” Monokuma
Monokuma signals to cameras.
“AAAAAANNND CUT!!” Monokuma

Bo Burnham I forgot which song: AU

Me writing this story. I notice that the last three chapters have been Makoto’s POV.
“Do you want another POV change you motherf~ckers!?” Me

UN## A###S [Deleted] : Normal

Komaru pointing at Byakuya.
“This is disgusting. This is absolutely horrible in every way. If I could kill it I would.” Komaru
Komaru looks over at Toko.
“But I legally can’t.” Komaru
Komaru holds the megaphone gun.
“ ……..But I’ve considered it” Komaru

Hey hey hey quick confession time. So I hate Byakuya. …...you heard me. The writer of a Naegami fanfiction hates no one more in Danganronpa than Byakuya freaking Togami. Just listen ok. He was always very rude which hurt my feelings. AND THEN! AND THEN CHIHIRO!!! WHUKJEWEUBFJ!!!!! Just imagine that was real life!!! Stringing up a dead body just to frame a serial killer!!!! Also I just hate him. Then in the second game when he was murdered. Oh that was the happiest moment in my life. I was so happy to see him stabbed. But then as the game went on I started to feel bad. You know, maybe I remembered him wrong. But then we found out that wasn’t even him!! The moment he appeared again I immediately hated him again. Also in Despair Girls Toko’s fantasies were not helping. Now I took a “Which character are you?” Danganronpa test and it wasn’t actually a surprise. I didn’t expect it but it makes sense I was Komaru. Now also loving Komaru and Tokomaru I kind of just want Byakuya to leave so Toko will like Komaru. Now that I’ve got that off my chest I wanna tell you why I’m writing this. In Naegami fanfics Byakuya always turns out soft for the cinnamon roll boy which pulls at my heartstrings. I’m a sucker for childhood best friends or soft boy x mean boy (who ends up being nice) story’s so yeah. I’m basically the Komaru in non-despair fanfics where she is the most supportive sister ever!!! Anyways I like the idea of a nicer Byakuya.

Here’s a special we’ve all wanted.

(Me POV) 

I stabbed him in the gut. 

“F~CK YOU KIJO NOBODY F~CKING LIKES YOU GO BURN IN HELL!!” Me

Just stabbing him over and over again with a pitchfork. Giving him Celestes execution where he’s being burned at the stake.

“F~UCK UUUUUUUUUU!!!!” Me

Middle fingers while moonwalking away. While he’s dying the last thing he here’s is the duck song and cars for kids playing at the same time and repeating over and over again. 

(Few hours pass)

He wakes up in a spring lock suit.

“Um this is the wrong fandom.” Kijo

“I don’t care springlock suits is the worst torture I can thing of so……..shut up Afton!” Me

Springlock goes off and he DIES A VERY SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH, this time watching that GrubHub add on repeat.

THE END

Seriously though guys I just wanna say thank you so much. At the time of writing this Why Should I Trust You is #1 in Naegami. Of course this changes over time and might have already changed while you’re reading this. Of course there are better Naegami stories out there. But to even be #1 once when there are over 600 other stories is amazing. So really thank all of you.