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Um

hello

uhhh

i give to you

countryhumans shit♡︎

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America: france, can you explain what you are doing in this photo?

America: france, can you explain what you are doing in this photo?

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France: that's not me-

America: that's not you?

france: nope

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Ussr: "he?"

Ussr: nononono communism does not have a gender, so we will not be percieved as such.

BaD gErMaN mAn: oh my god

america: I TOLD Y'ALL-

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Russia: i'm just saying, the lgbtq+ community...

russia: kinda gay

germany: russia you are dating a man

Russia: iM jUsT sAyInG bRo-

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china: girls bestfriends always be like "dont break her heart, or else"

china: or what-

america, with a tazer, and many other weapons strapped to him: honey i'm her gay best friend 🥰

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Germany: why is everybody in this household queer and traumatized

America, taking a sip from his coca-cola: Welcome to gen-Z

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Japan crashes through the window

germany: wh-

japan: *grabs germany's face* l o o k *points at everyone in the living room*

japan: n o t  a  c i s  p e r s o n  i n  s i g h t

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Russia: i like girls.

Ussr: but we also think guys are hot.

Russia: no i don't

ussr: you were just staring at america and germany

Russia: that doesn't mean anything

ussr: you were staring at-

russia: ok i'm a closeted bisexual shut up.

ussr: ok.

russia: thank you.

ussr:...

russia:...

ussr: we do not like "he/him" anymore

russia: god fcking dammit

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