Um
hello
uhhh
i give to you
countryhumans shit♡︎
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America: france, can you explain what you are doing in this photo?
France: that's not me-
America: that's not you?
france: nope
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Ussr: "he?"
Ussr: nononono communism does not have a gender, so we will not be percieved as such.
BaD gErMaN mAn: oh my god
america: I TOLD Y'ALL-
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Russia: i'm just saying, the lgbtq+ community...
russia: kinda gay
germany: russia you are dating a man
Russia: iM jUsT sAyInG bRo-
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china: girls bestfriends always be like "dont break her heart, or else"
china: or what-
america, with a tazer, and many other weapons strapped to him: honey i'm her gay best friend 🥰
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Germany: why is everybody in this household queer and traumatized
America, taking a sip from his coca-cola: Welcome to gen-Z
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Japan crashes through the window
germany: wh-
japan: *grabs germany's face* l o o k *points at everyone in the living room*
japan: n o t a c i s p e r s o n i n s i g h t
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Russia: i like girls.
Ussr: but we also think guys are hot.
Russia: no i don't
ussr: you were just staring at america and germany
Russia: that doesn't mean anything
ussr: you were staring at-
russia: ok i'm a closeted bisexual shut up.
ussr: ok.
russia: thank you.
ussr:...
russia:...
ussr: we do not like "he/him" anymore
russia: god fcking dammit
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