So recently I came up with this random au. It's , kinda messed up-
Russia is a serial killer , America is a vampire. Instead of just drinking blood, America likes to eat the bodies-
See, see this? This is why the kids in school call me Satan's child-
Anyway-
I imagined them having a conversation like this.
"Here, eat it."
"Ew no, he taste bad-"
"It's a person ame, what do you want him to taste like ? Cake?"
"..."
"Look, just get rid of the body please."
"But-"
"No buts. "
"..."
"*Sigh* what's wrong with it?"
"It's cold...and it doesn't have cheese..."
"Omfg I don't have time for this- You either eat this, or you starve ame."
I usually think of stuff for this au when I'm trying to sleep-
I might just make a separate book for it if you guys want more vampire ame and SK Russia.
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FanfictionBasically Countryhumans Headcanons 2 . This is my interpretation of countryhumans . Update: Hi so somehow i havent deleted this and its kinda just sitting here. I t r y to update more often but ideas dont really come to me anymore. Update 2: IT IS...
