America: Russia I have something I need to tell you.
Russia:What is it, love?
America: McDonald's isn't my favorite food.
Russia: What-
America: You are.
Russia: I-
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America: My fricken bangs- I'm cutting them.
Russia: Don't you dare! They are adorable!
America: They are hideous.
Russia: No they're not.
America: They are.
Russia: We can go all day sweetie.
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America: I'm ugly.
Russia: You are literally the cutest thing.
America: ruski how can you love me? I'm disgusting.
Russia: If I have to sit here the whole day and tell you you're perfect I will.
America: I don't deserve you .
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Russia: America what are you-
America, squatting on Russia's bed holding a shotgun: Shh, it can hear you . Be still, be silent.
Russia: Ame what's going on?
America: The corner. It watches.
Russia,sighing: It's a spider isn't it?
America: No it's actually it
Russia: What...what do you mean?
America: The clown.
Russia: Haha, funny.
*insert demonic screeching*
Russia: What the frick was that-
???: Tag, you're it~
Russia: America pack you're things we are leaving now .
America: Flick no, that thing stole my picture of you smiling I need that back.
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Russia: I can't do this.
America,wheezing: These Characters are so dumb .
Russia: The killer is walking extremely slowly. You sit there as he comes closer , bish you can run-
America: Omg Russ leave the characters alone-
Russia: Not even denki is this dumb
America, gasp: Leave my king out of this.
Russia: Your what-
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Russia: I'll have a vodka, and he'll have a apple juice.
America: Russia please, I'm an adult.
Russia: ...
America: I can get my own juice.
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America, in a dinosaur hoodie: Russ I'm a dinosaur.
Russia: Sure baby, be whatever you want.
America: I can prove it.
Russia: go on.
America: Rawr .
Russia: You are, the most adorable dinosaur ever.
America: No, I'm scary . Fear the dinosaur!
Russia: no . No one will ever fear the dinosaur because he's too cute .
America: Can I have dino nuggies please-
Russia: You're trying to kill me I swear-
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Russia: Hey angel, what's your favorite color?
America: The color of your eyes.
Russia: wish I could see yours. That's my favorite color too.
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America: I had the worst dream ever.
Russia: Why what happened?
America: I had McDonald's, every marvel movie in existence, animal crossing, the biggest coke ever-
Russia: That sounds like a pretty good dream.
America: You didn't let me finish. You weren't in it.
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America: Shut the heck up dad I'm an adult I can do whatever I want!
Britain: Son please listen-
America: If I wanna buy $1,000 worth of plushies I can .
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Canada: believe it or not, ame's actually really innocent.
Russia: Ha, yeah right.
*Later*
Russia: Hey ame, what begins with p and ends with orn?
America: Popcorn!
Russia: What begins with f and ends with uck?
America: Firetruck!
Russia: Oh my goodness-
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Russia: *smiles*
America: I will die for that smile.
Russia: And I will die for you.
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