Basically Countryhumans Headcanons 2 . This is my interpretation of countryhumans .
Update: Hi so somehow i havent deleted this and its kinda just sitting here. I t r y to update more often but ideas dont really come to me anymore.
Update 2: IT IS...
Fandom: I've been corrupted by memes . That is how I communicate now.
Japan: Aight then.
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It says: When you're a blood thirsty psychopath that committed mass genocide but the fandom portrays you as a cinnamon roll.
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France: Canada is the most innocent child.
Canada: Mum I created PH .
France: What-
Canada: mum look at this. Brother come here.
America: Hi brothers.
Canada: What begins with f and ends with uck?
America: ooh! I know this! Firetruck!
Canada: See?
France: I-
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Third Reich: There is nothing worse than going to hell.
Demon: Sir you'll be staying with ussr. Forever. Right here in hell. Together.
Third Reich: Are you sure this isn't a sovireich love story?
Demon: Haha, this is your punishment. Stuck forever in hell with your worst enemy.
Third Reich: If Japan's Fanfictions have taught me anything. I'm pretty sure this is an enemies to lovers story, Wich means we'll adventually get along correct?
Demon: Shix you're right .
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Poland: Germans.
Russia: Aw man.
America: 🎶So we back in a war🎶 Italy switching from side to side🎶 side to side🎶
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Britain: America can you make me some tea?
America: Sure .
Britain: Thank you son.
(15 minutes later)
Britain: America Where's my tea?
America: Outside.
Britain: Why is it outside?
America: *smiles*
News lady: It appears that the ocean has turned into tea.
Britain: You didn't.
America: I did.
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America: Dad I had my first time.
France: Well come sit down with me and talk about it!
America: I can't.
France: There's no need to be shy my dear, you can trust me.
America: No I actually can't sit down.
France: ...why?
America: it hurts.
France: Oh-
Canada: I KNEW HE WAS A BOTTOM! GIVE ME MY $50 AUSTRALIA!
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Russian empire: ...
USSR:...
Russian empire: ....
USSR:...
Russian empire: So you ducked a 12 year old?
USSR:You wake up from your grave to ask me about my life-
Russian empire: Yes.
USSR: you awaketh from your death to ask me this question?
Russian empire: uh-huh
USSR: You come from your nice peaceful afterlife to ask me this?
Russian empire: yes.
(Don't worry y'all he didn't-)
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America: Russ what happened to your eye?
Russia: What do you mean?
America: It's...gone?
Russia: What the-
Russia: WHERE DID MY EYE GO?!
America: I DON'T KNOW-
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Germany: F is for friends that do stuff together.
America: U is for you and me.
Poland: That's cute.
(I'm starting to ship gerame more)
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America: Y'all we ducked up.
Russia: What happened?
Bill cipher: Howdy fellas! Bill cipher's the name!
