My Countryhumans empire

I had way to much fun writing this

I just thought of this randomly while reading some story prompts .

Russia: Ame is that a puppy?

America: No.

Russia: Then what is it? i know you have something in there.

America: It's an alien.

Russia: ha ha very funny ame, but really what do you have in there?

America: I'm not joking.

Russia: April fools is over man, just stop.

America: Russ i'm being serious. 

Russia: I know what your doing and it's not gonna work.

America: Russ listen-

Russia: I refuse to believe there's an alien in my bathtub. 

America: *sigh*

alien: heo!

Russia: What the fu-

America: I told you. 

Russia: What did it say?

America: That's their way of saying hello.

Russia:... We're not keeping it-

America: No we're not, but I am. 

Russia: Ame i am not letting you keep an alien-

America: And why not!?

Russia: The government ame, the FBI, scientist. of course NASA . 

America: They'll kill me before they take my precious 51. 

Russia: You named it?!

America: Yes. 

Russia: That's a horrible name. 

America: yeah your right. 

Russia: Let's call them Orbit.

America: Why orbit?

Russia: I don't know, it sounded nice.

America: It does actually. 

Russia: Wait why are we naming it?! we aren't supposed to keep it!!

America: I'm keeping it.

Russia: No your not.

America: Yes i am.

Russia: America that thing needs to  go where it belongs. It belongs on some other  planet, not earth. 

America: But-

Russia: No Ame.

America:...

Russia:Oh come on! Please don't cry! you're making me feel bad...

America: I wanna keep them...i like aliens and I've always wanted to meet one.

Russia: *sigh* Alright fine, But we have to find out where it came from and once we do we send it back.

America: Yay!

Russia: Your such a child ,Ame *smiles*

Ok I had way to much fun writing this! i didn't intend for this to be this long, i might just turn this into a story.