Bahamas: My name is Bahamas with a bee, I've been a afraid of insects my whole life.
UN: Stop, where?
Bahamas: hm?
UN: where's the bee?
Bahamas: ThErE'S a BeE!?
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America: Yes I am loud, how else would you hear me? I am 5ft f*cking 2.
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Poland: Germany what are you still doing up?
Germany: I couldn't sleep, so I started working on theories again.
Poland: Aren't you tired though?
Germany: I am tired.
Poland: Then go to sleep-
Germany: Of living.
Poland, throws pillow at Germany: You shut up! I will hug you if I have to!
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Canada,crying: Dad my stomach hurts , I think I need to go to the hospital.
England: Back in the day we didn't have stomachs.
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America,laying on the ground in pain: I've been shot, I'm dead.
England: It's cuz' you always on that damn phone.
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Russia: This is rediculous.
America: The higher I am the better I can see.
Russia: You can fly.
America: Hush now Russ , I am searching.
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America: Hello 911?
Russia: Yes what's the problem?
America: I'm dying.
Russia: Oh sh*t , without me?
America: ....
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