This book is getting too long-
whatever, have countryhumans doing stupid stuff-
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Australia: Listen man, i'm telling you to expect the unexpected.
America: If you expect the unexpected, then it's not unexpected.
Canada: Shut up. P l e a s e.
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Bahamas: Where'd i put my sketchbook?
China, in the closet: Here you go.
Bahamas: Thanks- Wait a minute-
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America: Stress is bad for the baby!
Russia, panicking:What baby?!
America,crying: Me! i'm the baby!
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Spain: I live in spain, but the S is silent.
Mexico: oof-
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Canada: It's okay everyone , it'll be alright!
America: there is nothing about this that is fine.
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Britain: Why are you so sad all the time?
America: Existing hurts father.
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America: All people in horror movies are dumb. Like you hear a strange noise in your basement, where there's no light, and you don't have a weapon. You decide to go down there. Like what idiot-
Russia: not to mention those movies where when they turn the lights off they can see the monster, but when the light is on they don't? Simply leave the light on it's not that hard.
Japan: What about when the monster is your reflection?
America: Get rid of all reflective surfaces. Easy.
Japan: What if you can't see the monster?
Russia: Leave.
Japan: What if it follows you?
America: Either you go to church, or you can just end yourself-
Japan: This is great advice, thanks.
Canada, holding a scared bahamas: Congratulations, she can't sleep now.
Bahamas, shaking: I can hear footsteps....
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France: Have you ever looked at someone and wondered, what's going on inside their head?
in america's head:
Florida: WHEN I DIE I'M GONNA FIGHT GOD! THEN WHEN I GO TO HELL I'M GONNA FIGHT SATAN TOO!
Alabama: Eeeeyyyy, texas. Bro you have a nice-
Texas: I'mma have to stop you right diddly darn there.
Hawaii: NO ONE KNOOOWWWWSSSS ! HOW FAR I'LL GOOOOO!
New york: Omgomgomg my coffee!!!!
Ohio: Oh country roads take me home-
France: Nevermind
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America: Your just as beautiful as me.
Russia: Are you calling me ugly?
America: This is why i can't be nice to you.
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America: Russia am i annoying?
Russia: Yes,very.
America: Oh. ok.
Bahamas: That's it- *bites russia's leg*
Russia: I can't feel a thing.
Canada, takes out axe: *Smiles*
Russia: oop-
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Japan: Hazbin Hotel anyone?
America: Yes yes, angel dust is our king.
Bahamas: What's hazbin-
Canada: Nothing , don't worry about it.
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Bahamas: I hate you with every inch of my body.
China:That's not alot of inches.
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France: I'm gonna marry a croissant.
Britain: Fine then, i'll marry a tea bag.
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This is horrible
Hope you enjoyed this random pile of garbage. I'm gonna binge some danganronpa now.
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