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Britain: My dreams were shattered years ago.
America: How long ago?
Britain: How old are you?
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Canada: Why are you always sad?
America: It all happened the day I was born-
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Cuba: Bahamas what's wrong?
Bahamas: No one knows I exist-
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God: Hey, how ya doin'?
Earth: Well I'm doin just fine- I lied I'm dying inside.
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Time traveler: Excuse me , what year is it?
America: It's 2020, why?
Time traveler: Oh god, has Stalin been ressurected yet?
America: I beg your pardon-
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Russia: How tall are you-
America: I am five foot, two inches , and three quarters. I will kill you.
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Ussr:*breaking into America's house*
America: *Having a feast at 4am*
USSR: What the fu- who eats at four in the morning?!
America: Don't question me-
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Russia: Where have you been all my life?
America: Um-
Russia: Could you please go back there ?
America , about to cry: Ok I get that you hate me but jeez-
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Canada: Ame are you ok? You haven't been your self lately.
America: I'm fine.
Canada: Are you sure?
America, with tears in his eyes: Yes.
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America: Yo Russia ! Wanna hear a song?
Russia: Sure.
America: 🎶Jingle bells, I hate myself! Hit me with a slay! I'm so done life isn't fun, there goes my will to live , hey! 🎶
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