Basically Countryhumans Headcanons 2 . This is my interpretation of countryhumans .
Update: Hi so somehow i havent deleted this and its kinda just sitting here. I t r y to update more often but ideas dont really come to me anymore.
Update 2: IT IS...
America,takes sip from coke: I don't get it. Why am I portrayed in this fandom as some kind of innocent baby?? I've been through some sh*t , I'm no where near innocent.
Germany: You didn't say anything about the baby part-
America: I'm an evil child that needs attention Germany. I won't deny that.
Germany: I can't even- That is so true-
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New Zealand: The frick discovered milk
Australia: Walked up to some random cow-
Australia: squeezed on its (Censored), behind this white sh*t, then drank it??
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(This is a joke, I don't want to offend any body. I'm sorry if this did-)
America: White people be like:
Japan: Billy?! Where are you Billy?!
America: Black People be like:
Bahamas: FORGET BILLY, BILLY'S DEAD-
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Spain: I love it when you call me Señorita-
Mexico: Aren't you a señor ?
Spain: I can be whatever I want niño
Mexico,raising his hands in defence: I know I know, no disrespect.
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Florida: Dad I can't find Ally.
America: O-O
America: What do you mean you can't find Ally-
Florida: I might have left the back door open...
America: Oh jesus-
UK,screaming: FLORIDA COME GET YOUR ALLIGATOR-
Texas: Why'd you let her have an alligator in the first place?
America: Son you should know by now that you're father is very very dumb.
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Japan: Hey Meri' quick question
America, eating some dino nuggies: Hm?
Japan: How come your so tall? I mean you don't really have a land of your own, you claim other land as your own and now humans have labeled you the third largest country in th world. "America" isn't a land. America is made up of different land. So you're pretty much a fusion .
America:...
Washington DC: ABORT MISSION! ABORT ABORT-
(Did I spell that right-)
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Baby boy, baby.
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Japan: America is kokichi ouma/oma. You can't change my mind.
America: IT'S A LIE
Japan: Like your mental stability :)
America: That was uncalled for.
Japan: But it needed to be said.
America: It really didn't.
Japan: It really did.
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Another baby boy 💚❤️
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Ivan: ...
Russia:...
America: wth- Russia can't be cute that's illegal.
Ivan: Then you sir, must be sentenced to life in prison.
Russia: It IS me-
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Germany: I love you.
America: You mean alot to me, it would make me very sad if you ever left. So if you leave, I'll leave with you.
Germany: you can have my soul.
America: You can have my life.
Russia: I can have both of you, because communism is caring.
America: Don't you mean sharing-
USSR: COMMUNISM.IS. CARING.
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This is too relatable. I can't breathe without my friends calling me adorable. I think they need help. I look like a burnt chicken nugget, a rat, and an actual pig-
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I think I should change my username but I don't know what to change it too-
Also uh-
Face reveal??
Haha, I'm ugly. You've been warned-
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