America: Mother.
America: Mother I crave violence.
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Britain: What the frick is this?! What have you become America?!
America: AAAAAAHHHHH
America: They said I could be anything! So I became a wine bottle!!!!
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America: Spaghetti is just Italian ramen.
Japan: Ame, please. Go to sleep.
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America: Ice is water having a b*ner.
Russia,crying: I'm literally begging you to stop.
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Bahamas: I love my friends, I really do.
Bahamas:But there's a fine line between being able to take your BS and eating my food.
America, sweating: Am I in trouble?
Bahamas: Very much so.
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Bahamas: Daddy can you pass the Salt?
Britain and China both reach for the salt
America: .....
Canada:...
France:....
Australia & New Zealand: .....
Britain :Wait a damn minute-
Bahamas: Dad let me explain-
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Ukraine: Somebody help! I've lost my little sister!
Russia: How did you loose Belarus?!
Ukraine: I looked away for one second!
America: Stop your sibling drama. Let's find this child and get out of this mall.
Ukraine: Russia started it-
America: I don't care who started what. Now give me a potato.
Russia: Um, ok? *Gives America
a potato*
America: Alright thanks.
Russia: I don't see how this will help-
America: FREE POTATOES!!!
Belarus: POTATOES!!!
Ukraine: How did you-
America: Shh. Let's go now.
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America: Ok Rusame, me and your dad are gonna be gone for awhile.
Rusame: Ok papa.
America: If you see a purple man, run.
Rusame: Purple man?
Russia, sighing: Ame stop you're confusing him.
America: Run from the purple men.
Rusame: Ok-
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Canada: What the heck did that animatronic just move-
America: They're supposed to move ?
Canada: Ame, the animatronics are off.
America: ....
Canada: ....
America: Welp time to leave this place.
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