BAU Baddies
JJ: beneh leyon TWH sssssU
Y/n: is that a threat or are you having a stroke?
Derek: she sussy af👺🥶
Hotch: Morgan that is not nice.
Derek: ..? Who let bossman back in here ?
Hotch: I never left? I made this groupchat for us to all communicate in, calling JJ a sissy is not nice.
Emily: 💀💀 please
Y/n: who's gonna tell him LMAOOO😭😭
Derek: sussy.. sus.. suspicious.. old people shouldn't have technology 😂😂😂
Y/n:💀😭😭
Rossi: I work my way around technology just fine why shouldn't old people have phones
Derek: ..yeah ok💀💪🏻💪🏻
Reid: JJ are you alright?
Y/n: she really left some cryptic scriptures and LEFT
Emily: CRYPTIC SCRIPTURES😭
JJ: hey guys sorry henry got ahold of my phone
Derek: sticky ipad kid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
JJ: ?
Y/n: I forgot you had kids hows he and the other one
Emily: the other one 💀 foul
Y/n: michaelangelo or whatever
Derek: not the mutant ninja turtle 🥶🥶
JJ: yeah idk his name either tbh do any of us? Hes just there
Emily: will lemonhead is crying rn🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️
Reid: the emoticons are very bright and confusing why did you put a tiny human with wings
JJ: bc shes a fairy Reid
Emily: for you ;)
Y/n: 🍎🍐🍏🍉🍊🍌🍍🍓🍎
Y/n: fruity
Derek: LESBIANS IN THE BAU? THEY VALID AF 🥶😂💪🏻🤬
Hotch: JJ aren't you and Will still married?
Emily: Your wife's literally dead dont give out relationship advice
Y/n: 💀💀 yooo
Emily: shes like that emoji ^ FRFR
Derek: 😭😭 foul prentiss straight foul play
Rossi: wait haley died?
Y/n: 💀😭😭 STOP
Derek: yall gonna have mans in tears
Hotch: I'm gonna go and act like this did not happen and we will not being up my dead wife ever again.
Y/n: damn we ain't getting raises now wtf
Y/n: and hotchy you're forgetting the ex*** she divorced you
Derek: YOO💀💀
Emily: r.i.p my wallet ig
Garcia: ..oh my god
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Fanfikcehow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
