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Reid:
:)👾
Emily: mama rossi pasta man is the token straight friend🤹🏻♀️🤹🏻♀️🤹🏻♀️
Derek: hotch is genuinely smiling meaning you all got him drunk 🤨
Reid: yes!
Hotch: nooooooo I'm only tipsy okayyy??? This lemonade is GOOD
Y/n: yall spiked bossmans lemonade?🤔
Emily: YEZ🥳🥳🥳👯♀️
JJ: oh god
Derek: the fact that I wasnt invited when I'm the life of the party is insulting 😨🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾
Emily: youd just call Hotch a dilf the whole time while making deez nuts joke no tabank😄 woo
Y/n: yeah^
Derek: okay..? And we can ALL agree I've never lied 🖕🏾🤨
Hotch: I'm drunk I think maybe
Rossi: you think?
JJ: oh god what going on
Emily: HES USING HIS TIE AS A LASSO IM GONNA PISS MYSELF😭😭 [Video attached]
Y/n: GET IT IG??🤠
3:43AM
Emily: my head hurts :/
Derek: NO ONE CARES GO TO BED THEN IT WONT HURT. 😡😡😡
Emily: I D I D. AND NOW IM HUNGOVER.🤨🖕🏻
Hotch: I do not remember a single thing that has happened in the past 7 hours?
Reid: We got drunk!👾
Y/n: guys i would love to sleep 🤨
Emily: then go sleep bestie <3
Y/n: 😕 ily2 ig
Derek: I AGRE Y/N IM SO TIRED AND THESE BITCHES TEXT AT THE MOST RANDOM HOURS🤬🤬🤬🤬 GO TO BED
Hotch: Derek shut the fuck up please
Emily: he was polite about it🙎🏻♀️
Y/n: derek what ?? Lmao
Reid: I think hes mad
Hotch: 🍼 go sleepy derek
Emily: yo😭😭
ESTÁS LEYENDO
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Fanfichow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!