BAU Baddies
Reid: I just ate a whole jar of nutella all by myself! 👾
JJ: are you okay???
Y/n: its 4am..?
Reid: Probably.
Y/n: ??? We have work tomorrow plz I'm leaving before Derek and Emily show up and spam chat
Garci: oh god now they're gonna show up
Emily: I HEAR MY NAMMMEEE🥳🥳🥳🥳
Emily: WOO I AM TIRED YOU GUYS WOKE ME UP🍾🍾
JJ: babe please
Reid: 👾
Emily: RJRVEKJEJEHEHEHEH
Derek: shut the fuck up
Hotch: can't believe I'm agreeing with him but ^ we have to be up in a few hours.
Y/n: why why why why why
Y/n: I quit lol 🍾🥳
Emily: Y/n please say sike rn
Derek: AYO SAY SIKE🤬🤬🤬🔪
Hotch: I can't tell if it's a joke or not? Bestie you can not quit over groupchat. My apologies.
Y/n: Garcia bless you for teaching him how to be funny I'm gonna piss myself
Derek: ARE Y LI U FUCKING QUITTITNG TELL ME RIGHT NIW IM GONNANFUCKING CRY Y/NMm?
Derek: sorry
Emily: 😭📸
Y/n: NO BUT LET ME SLEEP OR I WILL
Garcia: ur welcome
Hotch: why is it so funny when I say bestie?
Derek: bossman when you say anything you usually wouldn't its funny 💀
Rossi: hey guys can I please sleep
Emily: idk can you
Reid: No because my trauma gives me nightmares
Y/n: I'm gonna cry PLZ I'm exhausted 🤬🔪
Derek: I'm wide awake now fuck fuck duck fuck
Emily: duck
Hotch: penis
Derek: AYO???🤨🤨 BOSSMAN WHAT THE FUCK 🤕
Reid: Lol👾👾
Emily: AARON HOTPOCKET IT IS TOO EARLY FOR THIS😭📸
Y/n: HOTPOCKET NEBRHEJXKDJ
Hotch: hotpockets are gross but my son loves them #adopted
Derek: MY GOD💀💀 WE BROKE HIM HE IS BROKEN
Emily: sticky ipad kid🤬🤬
Hotch: Okay seriously though, bed, all of you.
Emily: damn ok dad tf
Derek: daddy dilf
Y/n: Derek 💀📸📸
Hotch: That really awkward moment when you call your boss "daddy dilf" and then you go to work in the morning with extra reports, so weird right?
Derek: IS HE THREATENING ME??😭
Emily: hes not bluffing either trust 💀 rip
Derek: unfair
Y/n: stop calling him a daddy dilf then 🤨
Derek: no its FUNNY 😘😘😘😘😘
Reid: kinda fruity
Emily: SPENCER😭😭 WHAT
Derek: I'm only fruity 0.01% of the time 🤬🤬🤬🤬 built:diff 🔪🔪🔪
Hotch: go to BED. All of you.
Y/n: I'm trying🤕
Reid: idk how to mute this still the buzzing keeps waking me anytime I drift off
Derek: damn kinda sussy👹👹👹
Emily: it's going for 5 now lol
Hotch: I have to be in at 7 today to get extra work done
Derek: damn that sucks, who
Emily: derek hes gonna give you even more work dont do it 💀😭
Y/n: ..
Hotch: who what
Hotch: do not say deez nuts I swear to god
Derek: who asked LMAOOOO 🥶🥶
Y/n: 😃😄😃 bestie please
Hotch: ha ha ha
Emily: 😭😭
Derek: GET FUCKED TAKE THE L
Hotch: ..
Hotch: Emily was right by the way! Now I don't need to go in early, thanks Morgan!☺
Emily: I FUCKING TOLD YOU BALDIE LMAO😭
Derek: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: 👨🏾🦲 you
Reid: What's wrong with being bald?
Derek: THANK YOU PRETTY BOY 🥶🥶🥶 ^^
Hotch: Derek tomorrow 👨🏾🦲✍🏾📝✍🏾✍🏾📝✍🏾✍🏾📝
Emily: PLEASE💀💀
Y/n: I CANT THIS IS TOO FUCKING FUNNY😭
Garcia: chocolate thunder you dug that hole yourself :(
Derek: Ik bbgurl😔 #depresthion
Emily: damn I'm going to bed gn
Y/n: ME TOO PLEASE SHUT UP RESPECTFULLY
Hotch: ^
Reid: Opening another jar of nutella currently.
JJ: ...what the fuck
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
