Baddies of the BAU
Derek: WHO PUT RAW PASTA ON MY FUCKING CHAIR??? 👹🤬🤬🤬👹😨😨
Emily: WHAT??💀💀
Rossi: oh... sorry...
Derek: FUCK YOU MY ASS HURTS NOW.
Y/n: damn rossi made your ass hurt? You preggo??
Emily: HELLO??😨💋
Derek: THIS IS BALDPHOBIA BALDPHOBIC FUCK OFF ROSSI👹👹👹👹👹 I HOPE YOUR HAIR FALLS OUT YOU OLD FUCKER
Hotch: Oh.. Good morning to all of you too...
Y/n: dereks pregnant now with noodle baby🍝
Rossi: so when you guys pulls pranks on everyone else it's okay but when I do it, it's not? I'm retiring.
Emily: HELP WE BROKE ROSSI HES GONNA FUCKING QUIT😭🤭
Hotch: Dave.. calm down
Rossi: No.🤬
Hotch: alrighty
Derek: #rossidomshotch
Hotch: what.
JJ: THATS SO FUNNY SHUT UP JUST THE "what."
Y/n: hedgehotchs flabbers are ghasted rn😹
Derek: Y/N 😭💀 SHUT UP UR SO FUNNY
Emily: derek making sexual comments about two other coworkers, even not involving yourself, is still sequel harassment buddy just an fyi🙀🙀🙀
Derek: shii u right u right my bad
Derek: ...
Derek: so...
Derek: whotrynafuck
JJ: he tried tbh I respect it
Y/n: derek 💀
Derek: yall r sexy can u blame me cmon
Y/n: Fair I'll take the compliment
Hotch: derek shut up rn
Emily: damn someone's jelly😳😵😵
Reid: How is Hotch Jelly? It's not possible.
Rossi: kid even I know what that means lol
Derek: he still thinks that means lots of love doesn't he 😹👎🏾
Rossi: does it not?
Hotch: I'm not jealous.
Y/n: you should be 🙄 tf
Emily: FR EVERYONE SHOULD BE BEGGIBG TO BE WITH Y/N THEY SEXY AF 🙈💖💖 MARRY ME??????
Garcia: y/n is very gorgeous !!!
Derek: No but on a real note, actually yeah
Y/n: sheesshhh nah yall tryna make hotchie boy jealous 😋 okay okayyy
Hotch: hm, interesting
Y/n: when you're mad, you are HOT. It's facts everyone would agree
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
