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Derek: GUESS WHOS BACK ⁉️⁉️🥶🥶🥵🥵😏
Emily: who tf added you back it doesn't even say
Garcia: he tried getting me to but I didn't cave! :)
Derek: cold asf babygurl but I forgive you sweetness 😘😘😘
Hotch: I did not add you back.
Derek: and⁉️⁉️⁉️ BUILT:DIFFERENT 🥶😱😱
Y/n: Let's all just blame Rossi LMAO
Emily: David what the fuck why'd you add Morgan back in smh 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
JJ: old people smh🥱
Reid: The emoticons still confuse me when used in large quantities. How could someone be possibly feeling so much at once? I can barely process one emotion at a time.
Hotch: Reid are you feeling okay?
Hotch: Wait you probably don't know lol. Sorry nevermind.
Emily: we broke bossman💀
Hotch: I get a sense of humor and suddenly I am broken what do you people want from me?
Derek: tf is "you people" supposed to mean Aaron🤨🤨
Y/n: PLEASE DONT MAKE HOTCH CRY AGAIN😭😭
Derek: actually nvm it's only funny to make that joke at Rossi tbh bc.. ya know
Rossi: .
Hotch: Dave you're on thin ice already.
Rossi: FOR WHAT I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
Hotch: 🤨 Right.
Y/n: I LOVE HOW WE BROUGHT HOTCH TO THE DARKSIDE AND NOW ALL HE DOES IS BAG ON ROSSI🥳🥳🥳
Emily: Rossi deserves it 99.7% of the time unless he makes food then he's ok ig💅🏻💅🏻
Rossi: Aaron why are you bullying me with the children
Y/n: calm down lil fruitcup it's okay </3
Derek: LIL FRUITCUP 😔😔
Emily: Y/N PLZ
Rossi: I'm straight:/
Emily: Yeah we know🤢🤢
Derek: Rossi got a lil crush on bossman or smth👨🏾🦯👨🏾🦯 damn
Hotch: If that's true suddenly I am straight.
Garcia: Guys I made brownies ! :D
Reid: Wait is there 2 and a half straight men on the team now. That's so tragic gross.
Hotch: I was joking.
Rossi: good bc I dont have a crush. I only like women
Derek: Then why can't you keep one🤨🤨⁉️
Emily: DEREK PLEASE😭💃🏻💃🏻
Y/n: "good I dont have a crush I only like women" sounds closeted lol
Garcia: Guys :/ not cool leave him alone
Derek: fine bbgurl only 4 u <<33
Rossi: why is Garcia only nice to me
Hotch: She doesn't have a mean bone in her body that's why.
JJ: I'm not sending you boobie pics at work hun sorry
Derek: WHAT LMAO😭😭
Y/n: am I seeing this right? 👨🦯👩🦯👨🦯👩🦯
Hotch: Pardon me?
Emily: ..
JJ: oh my God that was not meant for this chat
Derek: CLEARLY AYO WHAT THE FUCK 😨😨
Derek: but I mean...
Hotch: Derek I will remove you again.
Emily: ^
Y/n: joke or not dont fetishize wlw://
Derek: damn shawties my bad I was joking😔😔
JJ: apology forgiven
Emily: 🤨🍆✂️ KAM
Reid: Oh god, she is chasing him with scissors again Hotch.
Hotch: As everyone else would say. "👨🏻🦯👨🏻🦯". I do not see.
Derek: AYOO????😨😨
Derek: HELK MEY OH MY GAWHDH
Y/n: ..is she..?
Garcia: I can hear him screaming a whole floor away jesus.. Hotch is this a joke anymore or..?? :0
Hotch: I am unsure. I will check now.
Emily: Derek thank you so much for the 60 dollars! You're literally the sweetest friend anyone could ever ask for!💅🏻💅🏻
Hotch: Did you physically hurt him?
Derek: I'm mentally traumatized 😔 she robbed me and threatened to cut my dick off🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: there is not a scratch on him physically 💃🏻💃🏻
JJ: this is why I love you
Emily: fag
Reid: Not you hate criming your girlfriend.
Derek: OO YUH GET SASSY PRETTY BOY 😱😱
Hotch: Resignation papers are looking so lonely right now.
Y/n: PLEASE💀💀 DONT QUIT HOTCHY BOY
Rossi: guys am I really that bad?
[All seen]
Rossi: damn
Derek:
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!