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Derek: crotchy hotchyyyyyyy😋😋😋 hello????
Emily: mom said its MY turn to objectify our boss🤬
Y/n: EM💀💀
Hotch: God please I'm begging you, don't call me that I rather you call me a dilf.
Derek: begging? Just what I need🤤🤤
Y/n: no what you need is a therapy session💀
Hotch: ^ no one can tell if you're joking anymore, Derek we are concerned
Derek: I'm not 🥵🥵🥵🐓
Emily: Jail😭 dude c'mon...
Rossi: ???
Hotch: Don't ask me I have no idea 👍
Derek: Putting the hot in Hotch 😛💦
Y/n: go get laid and leave bossman alone GODDAMN🤨🤨
Hotch: ^^^^
Derek: alright.. hotch u free??😩
Emily: I hope he removes you for that💀
Y/n: Concerned yet intrigued
Reid: Did Morgan just ask Hotch if he wanted to have intercourse?
Derek: Tryna join pretty boy???🤤🥵🥵
Reid: How do I leave this chat?
Emily: IM GONNA PISS MYSELF 😭😭 OMG
JJ: OH MY GOD💀
Hotch: I'm literally giving you a psychological evaluation tomorrow, Morgan. Come into work 20 minutes early.
Derek: Can I sit in your lap??🤤
Emily: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?😭😭😭 DEREK CMON
Hotch: Derek.
Derek: Fuck say my name again🥵🥵
[Hotch removed 'Derek']
Y/n: So is that a no..?
Emily: Y/N💀 PLEASE
JJ: I'm confused is Derek genuinely pinning after hotch is is it a prolonged worn out joke still?
Hotch: I don't want to find out! ☺👍
Y/n: I CANT LMAO
Garcia: chocolate thunder pins after everyone 😋
Emily: Okay yeah^ thats true he's a manwhore 💅💅 tbh
Y/n: MANWHORE- 😭
Emily: AM I WRONG?
Reid: No. He definitely is.
Y/n: I say we have an intervention and try and get him to stop 💖💖💖
Garcia: ^ yeah its about time
Emily: I can threaten him with scissors again it always works ✂️ 🍆 🍠
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
