Y/n:
Y/n: dorks
Hotch: when did you even take that?
Emily: the jet bestie are you blind
Reid: He means when, I don't recall it either.
JJ: it was when Reid was rambling so Hotch stopped him lol
Derek: Happens everyday
Derek:
Y/n: you stole that off me
Garcia: :0 thievery
Derek: it's TRUE I need some titties STAT🥴🥴🥴
Emily: me too
JJ: what?
Rossi: huh
Hotch: shes a lesbian.
JJ: WHAT? NO ONE TOLD ME THAT????
Rossi: why am I not surprised
Emily: yeah seriously why are any of you shocked that I'm not hetero lol imagine being straight
Reid: ikr imagine
Y/n: yeah fr
Hotch: Oh congrats!
Derek: pretty boy, go get 'em💪🏻🥶
Emily: OMG R U GAY SPENCER??
Reid: Bisexual!
JJ: me too
Rossi: is anyone here straight
Hotch: you probably
Y/n: rossi the het
Y/n: wait HOTCH?
JJ: ???what
Reid: okay yeah THAT was unexpected
Emily: Fruit salad, yummy yummy
Garcia: I'm pansexual! :D
Garcia: wait Hotch isnt straight? The more you know :0
Hotch: why is it so surprising?
Rossi: the wife and child possibly?
Derek: hetero flexible, just googled it
Hotch: I'm bisexual not heteroflexible I have no idea what that even is.
Derek: not you, me dummy. I'm predominantly straight but like I'd get with a guy if hes the right one
Emily: I love how I got the ball rolling for everyone to come out, coming out party besties!!!
Reid: minus Rossi.
Rossi: I'm supportive can I stay
Derek: make us pasta and we'll debate on it
Emily: food🤤
Hotch: Yes you can stay, Rossi.
Reid: boo!
Derek: AHHHH
Reid: 👻
Reid: Is that.. how they are used?
Garcia: he's trying his best :((
Emily:
JJ: it could but I'm sadly married
Derek: SADLY???? oKAYOKAY I SEE YOU
Rossi: divorce him lol
Hotch: why did I make this groupchat.
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!