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Derek: warning everyone now, hotch is gonna start screaming and I will not say whether or not it was my fault ot not🤔🤔🤔🤔
Emily: What did you do oh my god😨
Y/n: bossman just walked in he looks fine??
Derek: wait till he gets to his office🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rossi: what's going on?
Emily: I'm literally scared what the fuck did you do ???
Hotch: WHAT THE FUCK
Derek: 😋 hi
Garcia: morgan what'd you do??? :(
Hotch: WHY IS THERE WHITE STUFF ALL OVER MY DESK WHAT THE FUCK
Emily: derek...
Derek: AYO HOTCHNER WHYD YOU WORD IT LIKE THAT 🤨🤨 I DIDNT NUT ON THIS MFERS DESK🖕🏾
Y/n: tf is it then??
Hotch: It looks like cocaine. Explain??
Emily: YO???🧐🧐 DEREK?
Derek: powdered donuts 🤤🤤🤤
Hotch: come clean it up right now
Derek: Yes Sir😋
Hotch: why why why why why why why why why why why why why why why
Emily: DEREK LEAVE HOTCH ALONE OH MY GOD 😭😭😭
Reid: Y/n looks really nice today don't you all agree? 👾
Emily: BESTIE^^ ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD WYM
Y/n: Dont make me act up 😣😣
Y/n: Thank you sweet boy <3
Hotch: DEREK NO WHAT THE
Emily: ayo I did not wanna walk in and see that😨😨
JJ: wait what ??
Hotch: DEREK TRIED LICKING THE POWDER OFF MY DESK IM LITERALLY DISGSUTED RN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHO HURT YOU
Derek: When is it my turn to be happy 😔
Emily: YOU CAN BE HAPPY WITHOUT SEXUALLY HARASSING OUR BOSS PLEASE WE ARE ALL CONCERNED💀💀
Y/n: ^^ ur gonna make Hotch quit PLZ we need the BAU dilf
JJ: token bau dilf
Hotch: For some reason I only get upset when Derek does it and I think its bc he harasses me
Derek: Cracker🖕🏾🖕🏾
Emily: YO??😦 LMAOO
Hotch: Which kind
Derek: idk ur just a cracker
Hotch: I wanna be a saltine :/
JJ: I CANNOT EJVDBEHE
Y/n: 😭
Derek: You know those round soup crackers? You're those 😜😜😜
Emily: those hit diff when you're hungover 🍾🍾
JJ: you hit diff when hungover
Hotch: yeah I change my answer I wanna be those instead
Rossi: why is Hotch a cracker?
Derek: you're one too dw
Rossi: ??
Reid: I don't understand either?
Emily: PLEASE RNDNNE😭😭 IF YOURE WHITE UR A CRACKER
Derek: 🛀🏾 wish this was me rn
Reid: taking a bath?
Emily: Drowning I hope 😉
Derek: YOURE SO MEAN WHAT
Hotch: 🧀 cheese
Y/n: ^ cheddar
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
