BAU groupchat
Y/n: kam2021
Emily: agreed bestie 😘
Garcia: who's kam?
Rossi: yeah who??
Derek: that means kill all men I hate it here 😒
Derek: all men except me ;))
Emily: especially you .
Y/n: .
Reid: if all the men in the world disappeared the world wouldn't be able to function properly as well if women all disappeared. We all need eachother.
Garcia: 😃 I have no idea what's happening
Emily: reid stfu rn string bean
JJ: HELLO HI MOMMY SAID I COULD SAY HI
Derek: wtf jj emily said you could say hi??
Y/n: LMAOOO
Emily: I wish 💀💀
Hotch: Hi Henry, how are you?
JJ: I GOOD MOMMY SAID I GOT TO EAT DINNER BYE UNCLE AARON
Hotch: bye buddy
Hotch: you guys are horrible.
Derek: I had no idea i...
Derek: we gon die yall JJ is gonna kill us
JJ: wtf guys😃
Y/n: 🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻
Y/n: they are dancing
Derek: not y/n changing the subject oop
Emily: I didnt know it was her kid
Rossi: hey guys
Y/n: the adults are talking Rossi get back in the kitchen you male
Emily: LOL💀💀🤪
JJ: 🤠🤠
Rossi: I think you all need a psych evaluation redone.
Hotch: ^ on it Dave
Reid: 🐝
Reid: it is a bee.
Derek: kid? Dont ever change
Garcia: he means personality wise please change your clothes bub :0
Reid: 🌈🐦
Emily: fag bird
Derek: AYO💀💀💀
Y/n: no words
Hotch: emily.
Emily: I CAN SAY IT IM NOT STRAIGHT IT IS FUNNY LAUGH
Reid: Did you just hate crime my bird emoticon?
Garcia: emily :00 noo
Emily: emily yess;)
Hotch: the tension between me and the resignation letter in my desk rn
Derek: 💀💀
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!