BAU Baddies
Derek: such a sussy baka👹👹
Emily: why r u like this??
Reid: I am not even gonna ask what that means I know enough.
Hotch: ^
Derek: okayokay I'm sorry
Derek:
Emily: 💀💀💀😭 STOP
Derek:
JJ: derek plz💀
Derek: okok can someone do me a huge necessary favor its v important
Hotch: Yes?
Derek: maybe someone else 🐅
Hotch: I'm offended?
Derek: FINE
Emily: HOTCH HE WARNED YOU LMAOOO
Y/n: PLEASE😭😭😭
JJ: oh my god😭💀
Rossi: I'm afraid I don't understand? Deez nuts?
Derek: 💀🕺🏾🕺🏾
Hotch: I should've known, why are you like this Morgan please
Y/n:
Hotch rn
Hotch: no it's more like..
Garcia:
??
Hotch: that and a bit of tears of pure emotional pain yeah
Derek: BAU dilf finna snap
Y/n: HE HATES BEING CALLED THAT WHEN YOU WERE GONE HE HELD A MEETING ABOUT IT DEADASS 😭😭
JJ: it was funny ngl💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼
Rossi: why cant I be the dilf
Derek: lmao no 🙄🕺🏾🕺🏾
Emily: ^ you have to earn that title
JJ: Earn?
Hotch: I am begging you all to stop calling me a dilf I know what it means believe it or not
Derek: yeah and we also know what it means, if the shoe fits hotchyboy 🎶🎶🎷
Y/n: damn good music 💃🕺💃🕺💃💃🕺🕺💃🕺💃🕺🕺💃💃
JJ: HI GUYS!!!
Derek: tell ur child to go away PLZ
JJ: UNCLE DEREK HI
Y/n: 💀
JJ: WHAT IS DILF WHY IS UNCLE AARON
Emily: Jennifer omg get your child off your phone 😭😭
Hotch: oh my god. Buddy give mommy her phone back.
Derek: WHAT HE SAID ^^
JJ: GOT DO HOMEQORK BYE
Y/n: LMAOO OMG WHY
Derek: PLEASE THATS HER FAULT NOW SHES GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHY HOTCH IS A DILF ABHAHAHA
Reid: Uh oh
JJ: I'm gonna put my head through a wall
Y/n: 💀💀 bb I'm so sorry
Derek: LMAO STOP LETTING UR STICKY IPAD KID TOUCH UR PHONE TELL HIM TO GO SHIT HIS PANTS LIKE HIS DADDY 👹👹
Emily: LMAOO😭😭
JJ: WILL DOESNT SHIT HIMSELF
JJ: at least I hope not one minute
Derek: PLZ SHES GONNA ASK HIM IF HE DOES
Reid: 🦄 It's a unicorn!
Hotch: Very nice Reid.
JJ: hes potty trained no worries
Emily: r u sure???😭
Rossi: I wanna be a dilf
Derek: STOP BEVDHEJDJ🤢
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!