BAU Baddies
Reid: Good Morning guys!👾
Rossi: mornin kiddo !
Emily: amazon fuckednup and gave my package to my neighbors 🧍🏻♀️
Reid: Did you get it back? :(
Emily: Yes but now their threatening to press charges 🤨🤨 like okay don't let your children open random shit
Y/n: CHARGES?? EM?🧐
Derek: bitch wtf did u do now
JJ: I CANT LMAO IM STILL LAUGHING 😭
Emily: ordered a new dildo🧍🏻♀️🖕🏻
Reid: ... how do I leave this groupchat please.
Derek: 💀💀 EMILY OH MY GOD
Rossi: was it to replace the last one
Emily: ^ yes, at least someone gets it fuck🙄 it was NECESSARY their kids shouldn't have opened MY package "emotional distress" my ass
JJ: WHEEZING
Derek: DUMBASS I CANNOT😭
Garcia: oh god lmao :0
Y/n: THATS TOO FUNNY EM I AM SO SORRY DID YOU GET IT BACK???
Emily: ..... yes.
Derek: 💀💀 WHAT
Emily: I BOUGHT IT, ITS MINE NO SHAME IDC
JJ: ours* ;)
Derek: foul.. both of you 💀
Reid: I bought a new book today!
Emily: books << sex toys get with the program
Derek: STOP👹👹👹WHERES DADDY DILF HOTCH AT
Y/n: derek💀
[Hotch Removed 'Derek']
Hotch: hey guys!
Emily: I love how I say out of pocket shit all the time and I still here lol
Hotch: you're on thin ice however you dont say it about me so I let it slide 🤷🏻♂️.
Y/n: okay fair enough
Rossi: hes crying add him back so he leaves me alone please
Hotch: no
JJ: damn its quiet 🧐 wonder why
Reid: Hm.👾
Garcia: Hotch he said hes sorry :(
Hotch: okay fine
[Hotch added 'Derek']
Emily: BIGHEAD.
Hotch: Behave. Both of you.
Y/n: LMAO😭
Derek: FUCK I SAY WHAT EVERYONE ELSE IS THINKING AND GET PUT ON TIMEOUT???😔😔 a society
Emily: everyone else??🧐 baby its JUST you 💅 I am FRUITY
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
