Baddies of the BAU
Emily:
Ουπς! Αυτή η εικόνα δεν ακολουθεί τους κανόνες περιεχομένου. Για να συνεχίσεις με την δημοσίευση, παρακαλώ αφαίρεσε την ή ανέβασε διαφορετική εικόνα.
Emily: 😋💋
Derek: isn't possible to be gay after June🤺🤺 liar
Reid: I don't understand?
Emily: pride month is June faggie😚✋🏻🤑
Derek: STOP SLURRING PEOPLE??😡😡
Y/n: Wait gay people exist??? I thought they were myths like Italians?😨
Rossi: pasta 😋
Y/n: ^ there's no way this man actually exists
Derek: he doesn't he's an illusion 🤤🤤
Y/n: those emojis....
Hotch: Rossi and Derek secret love affair?
Emily: HOTCH😭😭 WHAT
Rossi: I am not gay
Derek: I used to say that lol 🤕
Y/n: PLEASE??💀😭
Garcia: i-
Derek: time to get some hoes🏃🏾♂️🥶🥶
Hotch: didn't take you up on being one to garden?
Emily: fruity 😡
Derek: this man cannot be serious rn🧐🧐 die rn
Hotch: ik damn well women don't wanna be near you anymore, you act creepy
Emily: HE ISNT WRONG LMAO MR CLEAN HEADASS FUCK OFF🥰🥰
JJ: tell 'im babe 💘
Derek: at least my wife isn't dead 😮👏🏾
Hotch: at least someone actually wanted to marry me lol 👍
Derek: at least I didn't get cheated on👨🏾🦯🤯🤯
Y/n: actual children
Rossi: ^
Hotch: at least I have hair 🤨
Emily: black Mr clean 🤯💋 woah
Y/n: 😭😭
Derek: At least if I had a kid I'd know he's 100% mine😨🥶🥶
Hotch: at least I'm a dilf 👍
Y/n: he has a point Morgan🤨
Rossi: You guys are like actual children Jesus 🙀
Reid: I blame Emily and Morgan for making Hotch act like this.
Y/n: I say we blame Derek bc he flirted with hotch without consent and one could argue that he drove him to insanity🤧🤧 js
Hotch: ^
Derek: damn bau dilf got me there wow 😓😱😱 so sussy baka balls 🥳🥳
Emily: ..dawg...😶
Reid: Do I even want to know what the even means?
Y/n: No, honey you don't
Reid: Okay! 👾
JJ: Spence it's better if you don't
Hotch: I'm confused as well however I do not even want to know do not tell me.
Derek: Are you imposter hotch? 🤤😮
Emily: Go stand in a corner stg you're nasty LEAVE. HOTCH. ALONE. 💀✋🏻
Garcia: choco thunder stop :0
Hotch: Seriously, behave.
Derek: spank me I've been a bad boy😱😱
Hotch: I'm gonna fire you in .5 seconds.
Derek: Aha ha ha all jokes all jokes 🧐 doing my work now ah ha ha
Rossi: Man was he dropped on his head or something?
Emily: I vote yes for firing Morgan ✋🏻
JJ: 💀💀 no comment
Derek: LEAVE ME ALONE STOP BLAMING ME FOR FINDING OUR HOT BOSS HOT 🔥🔥🥵
Y/n: You're not wrong however stop harassing him 🤨 everytime you do you put him in a pissy mood we miss funny hotch
JJ: ^ they got a point
Reid: Morgan did you take my book?
Derek: I didn't touch anything I'm doing my work 🤺🤺 leave me alone
Emily: damn someone's got his panties all knotted up
Hotch: It's almost as if actions have consequences or something?
Derek: me flirting with you got my panties knotted? 😜😏🤤🤤 damn
Hotch: No you harassing me got you yelled at and in turn you're upset but okay Mr Clean 👍
Emily: 😭😭 I can't
Rossi: I need a nap
Derek: that's SIR to you 🤧
Hotch: Pardon? I'm afraid not, go do your work.
Y/n: give him extra work again lol it's funny
Derekk: NO DO NOT??
Emily: YES LMAO DO IT HELL YEAH LOOK AT HOTCH GO 🤯🤯 🏃🏻♂️<HIM RN
Derek: GET AWAYT FROM MY DESK WHAT THE FU K GO AWYA RIGHT NOWW BEGWGWKEOWOS NO
Y/n: LMAOOOO 😭💀💀 R.I.P
Hotch: :)
Garcia: XD
Derek: hate crime 😦✋🏾 tf
JJ: you deserved it tbh
Y/n: 💀😭
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Fanfictionhow I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some stuff is out of character and I exaggerated their personalities for comedic value, enjoy!
