Hi guys, I'm on holidays rn and I'm too lazy to make a story so here is a short little chapter that'll hopefully make you laugh, but knowing you guys, you probably already know all of these 😂. Ngl same
Bakusquad watching a horror movie:
Bakugou: I CAN'T DO IT!
Mina laughing her head off: I CAN'T EITHER!
Bakugou: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Kirishima: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Bakugou:
Bakugou: I appreciate it,
Bakugou: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Kaminari: Bakugou
Bakugou: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Sero: Bakugou we gotta-
Bakugou: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Bakugou: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'what am I willing to put up with today?'
Bakugou, while pointing at the screen with the jump scare still frozen in the background: NOT FUCKING THIS!
Me and my friends (sorry it sounded like something we would say)
Lydia: Dandelions symbolise everything I want to be in life.
Paige: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Wow thought it was just me.
Looks at Paige with a wtf is wrong with you face: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but can never fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy, bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Me: *giggles while staring of into space* Edible
If dekubaku snuck out:
Inko: I know you snuck out last night, Deku
Bakugou: Act dumb!
Deku: Who's Deku?
Bakugou: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Homework with the homies:
Bakugou: Anyone d-
Kirishima: depressed?
Mina: drained?
Sero: dumb?
Kaminari: disliked?
Bakugou: -done with their homework...what is wrong with you people?...
Deku being confused for 10 seconds *gay*
Deku: where's Todoroki, Uruaka and Iida?
Tsuyu: They're playing hide and seek
Deku: Where?
Tsuyu: I don't think you get how this game works
Normal day in the class:
Aizawa: Favourite horror movie?
Bakugou: IT
Kirishima: Saw
Todoroki: Annabelle
Deku: High school musical. After watching that I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.
Katsuki and the girls:
Bakugou: Rules are made to be broken.
Momo: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Uruaka: uh, piñatas
Tsuyu: Glow sticks
Jirou: Karate boards
Mina: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Katsuki: Rules
Momo:
Sero: looking left because you don't treat me right.
Mina: looking right because you left.
Kirishima: looking up because you let me down.
Kaminari: looking down because you fucked up.
Bakugou just trying to watch the anime: the fuck is wrong with you guys?
Just some villains chilling:
Shigaraki: why did you give TOGA A KNIFE?!
Twice: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe
Shigaraki: Now I feel UNSAFE!
Twice: I'm sorry
Twice: would you like a knife?
Stoopid
Kirishima: in your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Bakugou: *turns around to face Kaminari* Hey pikachu, how tall are you?
Relationship crisis
Deku: HELP! I TOLD KAACHAN I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Todoroki: *pouring milk into a cereal bag* and you thought I could help?
Bakusquad using the same brain cell
Mina: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Kaminari: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.
Kirishima: You can stab me too, and then we'll have 20 million.
Bakugou: Good thinking.
Ok well hope you enjoyed and hopefully soon I'll start updating again ☺️
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Bukubottom Oneshots (Discontinued)
FanfictionThe title says it all but pretty much this is a book about bakugo being a bottom This book has been discontinued
