Bukubottom Oneshots (Discontinued)

Incorrect Quotes and memes

So my motivation has been lost recently but I want to still give you guys something to read so I'll do some incorrect quotes and memes.

When the bakusquad eat Katsuki's food.
Bakusquad: Am I in trouble?
Bakugou; Take a guess
Bakusquad: No?
Bakugou: Take another guess

Aizawa adopted Katsuki, and one day Katsuki called him Mr Aizawa instead of dad

Bakugou: I can explain
Aizawa: Can you?
Bakugou: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Todoroki: bitches be like "I'm a baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being a baby, you were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways I'm bitches.

Me: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my overwhelming anxiety and stress.
Friends: *extremely worried*
Bestie: Same bitch!

Todoroki: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Kaminari:
Everyone else at the party:
Deku: all I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Kaminari: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Kirishima: I've witnessed the dumb stuff
Mina: I recorded the dumb stuff
Sero: I joined in on the dumb stuff
Bakugou: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

Adopted by Aizawa Au
Shinsou: Why are you on the floor?
Bakugou: Because I'm depressed
Bakugou: Also I was stabbed, can you get dad, please

BakuToga siblings

Bakugou: How do I deal with my enemies?
Toga: Kill them
Bakugou: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution.
Toga: Kill them a little?

Deku: Oh just so you know, it's pretty muggy outside.
Bakugou:
Bakugou: Deku, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn....
Deku: *sips coffee from bowl*

Bakugou: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to pay.

Monoma: Okay, help me please!
Bakugou: Got two words for you.
Monoma: I bet they won't be helpful.
Bakugou: Your problem
Monoma: I was correct.

Bakugou hanging out with the girls

Bakugou: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Mina: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Uruaka: I'm getting a lot of mixed signals.

Bakugou: Ok truth or dare?
Todoroki: Truth
Bakugou: Ok, how many hours have you slept this week?
Todoroki:
Todoroki: ...Dare
Bakugou: Go to bed
Todoroki: I don't like this game.

Bakugou: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kirishima: Sure, but I don't know how changing your name is gonna help.
Sero: Can I still be Hanta Sero?
Kaminari: Shh, let Frank speak.

Me and you guys: People are always asking me if I'm a night or day person.
Me and you guys: And I'm like, "Buddy, I'm barely even a PERSON!"

Bakugou: Jail is no fun
Dabi: you've been there?
Bakugou: Once, in monopoly.

Bakugou: Who the fuck added me to this fucking group chat?
Iida: Language!   (Bbh vibes)
Deku: Yeah watch your fucking language
Mina: OOK WHO TAUGHT MIDORI THE FUCK WORD!?
Todoroki: The fuck word
Kirishima: Are you guys stupid? We use the f word all the time.
Mina: Oh my god they censored it
Todoroki: Say fuck, Kirishima
Deku: Do it Kirishima, say fuck