i had my first day of training at my new job today (eek) and i'm too exhausted to write anything of any consequence but i had this super silly idea where i come up with what i think their instagram users would be and why😅😅🤭
Neteyam: ok he def has two and one of them has every adult family member/family friend blocked
main: neteyam.sully spam: sweet_yamz - bc sweet potatoes 🍠 are called yams 🍠 and neteYAM 🍠
Ao'nung: same deal w neteyam, but he didn't block his mom and when she's angry at him she just sends him screenshots from his spam w no further comment to make him nervous
main: ao.kogo04 spam: hung.like.nung bc the saying hung like a horse and he would think it's so silly and funny and tsireya would hate it and think it's so stupid but it makes rotxo laugh so he kept it
Lo'ak: when he moved here in his pre tsireya era it was something stupid like misunderstood.loser420 but ao'nung found it and flames him for it and he SWEARS it's ironic but changed it anyways bc he was so embarrassed
main: lo'key.lo'ak - he thinks it's genius. kiri thinks it's stupid. spam: hooooooorah - made it this to hide from his mother better - jake said this when he was a kid and he has not the slightest clue what it means
Tsireya: her insta is super cute and full of colorful photo dumps and she has several story highlights dedicated to sunrises/sunsets/nature. she posts environmental awareness stuff on her story religiously and took the no plastic straw thing to heart.
main: reyakogoya444 spam: reya.sunshine - like ray of sunshine - changes between this and princess.reyrey very often she can't pick one
Kiri: has every family member except for neteyam and lo'ak blocked, but tells lo'ak he's blocked anyways just to mess with him. her insta is very aesthetic and includes lots of throwback pics to childhood/egypt and she also has several story highlights dedicated to nature, but more bug focused than Tsireya's
main: kiriiiiiiii - however many i's it took for the name not to be taken spam: kirizzgod - lo'ak picked it but she takes credit just to make him a lil mad
kiri and tsireya have matching sun and moon pfps on their man accounts!! kiri is moon and reya is sun <3
Rotxo: posts lots of pictures of himself smiling, his friends' moms comment how handsome he is.
main: waititi.rotxo spam: rotxotherizzler.curlyheadbae - ao'nung laughed so hard he cried the first time he read it - swears it's ironic but posts a lot of pictures of his curls anyways
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