Woke up at 5 am, and left the Diasomnia dorm early before Sebek when rampage. I sighed, and decide to have a walk.
This school is huugee. I wished I get Hogwarts letter, but eh. At least villain school with hot anime boy won't be so bad.
I walked to the classroom, to see a handsome teacher cleaning the desk. He has black and white hair, with fluffy looking coat. Our eyes meet from the distance.
" Oh, you're early new pup,"." Eh... Crowley won't fixed the abandoned dorm. I don't wanna deal with him," I said, take a sit at the first row. The teacher sighed.
" That crow....he call himself headmage,".
I chuckle " Eh....Aku rasa dia malas buat kerja je,,".( Eh.... I think his lazy doing work tho). The teacher look at me with amazed.
" Ah, speaking in foreign language I see. How fascinating,"." Hey Teach, want me to teach you some foreign swear? You can blackmail that crow,".
The teacher smirk, and sat besides me. " Please, call me Prof Crewel. Now tell me some good swear,"." Okay, Prof. I'm Y/N, and I'll teach ya,".
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" So when I mad at his child like act, I should said....' Mak Kau Hijau'?"." Yeah yeah. In English it just translate to Your Mom's Green," I shrugged.
Prof Crewel is the father figure in the whole ass academy. No doubt. Crowley, gave this man a raise, or I'm hitting you with a belt.
" I see you have this baton like stuff,". I said, holding his baton with a keychain collar?" Yes, I used to teach bad pups a lesson using this,".
I shooked my head " Prof. I have a better Asian weapon for you. But~ I need the material for it,"." Oh? What is it?".
" Secret ~" I put my index finger to my lips " But I need to find certain tree for it,"." Oh? Well, you can find it at the botanical garden,".
I look at my watch. 7.00 am, student supposed to came in the class. " You're sure allow me go...,".
" Sshh, just think it's a reward for blackmailing that crow,".
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Botanical Park....
" Kat mane benda tu eh?".( Where is it, huh?).
I walked around the garden to find certain ratan tree. I wasn't paying attention to the path, when I accidentally step on something.
" Ouch!"
I looked down. It's a tail, brown with black fluffy end. I stroke it, and wave it like a charger wire. That's when a male figure groan at me.
He has tan skin, with a small scar at his left eye. Fluffy lion ears, and beautiful brown like hair with small braids at each side. His clothes exposed his chest a bit.
"ALAMAK, HENSEM SIAL!!!"( OH SHIT HIS HOT)
"Tch...a herbivore," he scowled at my face. I look at him, offended. To which I grab his tail and pulled it hard. " Jahanam mu!"( You asshole!).
He groan, and pull his tail back. " You have some nerve to fight me, herbivore,".
" EIYO, I hate vegetable you copy Alex Madagascar. Who do you think I am, The Vegan Teacher!?".
" You raised your voice at me?" He approach me, and make a closer contact. His face inches away from mine. I could die with his hot ass voice, dear Labuan help me!
I shoved his face away " Whatever man. I'm sorry, but I'm busy searching a specific thing,". I said, but then my eyes landed to the ratan tree that I need.
" Hey, bare me a bit,".
" What-,".
He falled a bit, with both his hand support his body when I reached the ratan behind him. His face planted on my chest while I try grabbed the tree.
" Yosh! Thank pal~" I said, and run away from the scene. He look at me, processing what happen.
He cover his face with his hand. Red warm cheek could be seen under the sunlight.
" The boldness of the Herbivore,"
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" Prof Crewel!" I stormed in the classroom, where Crewel teaching my class, 1-A. He looked at me " You arrive quickly, pups,".
I took out the weapon, and hand it over. He looked at me " What is this?"." It's called Ratan, or Rotan in my language,".
" Every house hold will have this things, and pretty useful to discipline kids," I said, confident " You can try it,".
Crewel amused" Interesting, I do have some bad puppies who being doing nonsense in my class,". He called three student, who presumably late.
" Where do I hit with this?"
" Mostly hand and the butt,".
Crewel tested the ratan, but smacking one of the students butt. He screams in total pain, and tears falling" OUCCH!! IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!"
" Well better get used to it, cause from now on Prof Crewel will be using this to hit you," I shrugged, while the other student look at me.
I blinked " What? Never get hit?? No wonder you all weak... spoiled child,booo," I mock them. Crewel look at me.
" Y/N, you're now my favorite students,".
" Why thank you~"
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After a long class, I finally get to have a lunch at the cafeteria. While buying food, they could hear students gossip.
" I heard Professor Crewel change his stick to some kind of plant thing. What a joke,"
" DUDE, I GOT HIT BY IT AND IT HURTS LIKE HELL!! It's like getting sting with a bee!"
" Seriously!?"
" Eheheh....,".
I was searching for a place to sit, when suddenly I spotted two students and the weasel from the ceremony. One of the students has the collar on his neck.
" Wassup Benjamin," I bluntly said to them. They look at me confused, until the guy with darkish blue hair and painted spade ask " Who's Benjamin? Were-,".
" Ben Jammin This D#ck In Your A-,"
(A/N: I take this joke from Luca Kaneshiro in Ren Zotto Livestream. Kinda funny).
" Myaggh!!! You're that psychopath who constantly beating me with a slippers!" Grim yelled at me. I glared at him " What? You want a better weapon? Choose. Hanger or wodden spoon?"
A boy with painted heart look at me, weirdly " Why the hell you gave him that thing? I get hit and it hurts!"." And I thought you're manly," I smirked.
" Get use to it. That's how I raised, see," I showed them some marks from the past beaten when I was a kid. The boy with spade look at me concerned.
" Are you ...okay?"
" Never feel better,"
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