Author:....I fucking hate myself (haven't been able to write like a whole ass years)
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Vil: Every woman's biggest nightmares is late marriage.
Y/N: Mine is sitting on a toilet and a Babi snake attacks my hole but okay.
Vil:...what?
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Riddle: How lazy are you?
Leona: if it's not on the first page on Google, it doesn't exist
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Ace: So oxygen went on a date with potassium today....it went okay.
Deuce: I thought oxygen is dating magnesium...omg...
Ace: Actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out , but nitrogen was like 'NO'.
Epel: I thought oxygen had a double bond with hydrogen twin.
Sebek: Looks like someone's a HO
Epel: NaBro
Jack: I'm done with all of you.
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Y/N: dad's be like 'go help your mom'. Bodoh, gi tolong istri hang. (Dumbass, go help your wife)
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Fanfiction" ʜᴀɴɢ sᴀᴘᴀ?!?!?!" Y/N, a 19-year-old Malaysian person, is having a nice gaming time in their room when suddenly something falls and hits their head, and makes them unconscious. As they woke up, they found themselves in a coffin and dark environ...
