I Dialed The Last Digit Wrong | ✔

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"I'll be there in 10 minutes Gran!"

"Gran?"

"Um, who's this?"

"Who are you?"

"I'm Kevin. Now give the phone to Gran, kiddo!"

"I'm no kiddo! For your information, I'm 9 years and 10 months old!"

"Sassy! Okay, big girl, now please pass the phone to my Gran."

"Jenny! I told you not to pick up any customer's call since we are closed."

"It's not a customer A, it's your Grandson on the line!"

"Say what?"

"Um, my Gran isn't a teenager."

"Ya, he said so on the phone."

"But Jenny, I don't have a Grandson!"

"Ya sure, go ahead and ignore me. I've got all the time in the world."

"Yes, you do! He's on the phone, right here."

"Well, then he sure didn't inform me that he was travelling in a time machine."

"..."

"Um, hello dear Grandson. *cough cough*"

"..."

"How are you, Honey? *cough*

"Okay, three things. First, you're not my Gran!"

"Duh. See Jenny! Now you believe me?"

"Second, just because my Gran is old, doesn't mean she coughs after every single sentence. And third, you sound like a crying hyena mimicking my Gran."

"Hey, that's mean! And you say it like you've got a pet hyena in your backyard who cries all the time. I bet you don't even know what a Hyena sounds like, do you?"

"..."

"That's what I thought!"

"So what? I just know that it would sound exactly like that."

"No, it won't!"

"Yes. It would!"

"No, it won't!"

"Look, I haven't got the whole day to argue-"

"It's eight in the evening."

"WHOLE NIGHT! I haven't got whole night to argue with you so please give the phone to my Gran, Miss..Miss. Hyena!"

"My name isn't Hyena! You are really slow, I bet you're one of those typical Jocks. You dialed the wrong number, genius! It's a coffee shop, not your Gran's house."

"Okay, that's just stereotyping. I know her number by heart. I didn't dial the wrong number."

"Newsflash! You did! And you've got a crap memory then."

"You- *beep* "

"Looks like you've got another caller to annoy. It wasn't a pleasant experience talking to you. I hope you won't call here again. Thanks for wasting my time."

"Oh, but I'll call again, don't you worry! This isn't over yet."

"I wouldn't hold my-"

*beep beep*

"breath for it."

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