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45A) Kenny McCormick x Reader

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by KaybearD17

by KaybearD17

"ROXANNE"

I sat on Kenny's desk, dancing to music playing off my phone.

"You must enjoy this song, huh?" He asked me, laughing slightly.

I giggled, rolling my eyes continuing to dance.

"Roxanne, Roxanne
All she wanna do is party all night
God damn, Roxanne
Never gonna love me but it's alright
She think I'm a asshole
She think I'm a player
She keep running back though
Only 'cause I pay up
Roxanne
Roxanne
All she wanna do is party all night"

"Taking that as a yes." He smirked.

*Kenny's POV*

(Name) danced on my desk to Roxanne playing off her phone. She seemed into it.

"You must enjoy this song, huh?" I asked, laughing.

She just rolled her eyes and giggled at me, dancing anyways. I loved this goofball.

"Taking that as a yes."

"Met her at a party in the Hills, yeah
She just wanna do it for the thrill, yeah
Shorty drive a poodle with no top
But if I throw this money she gon' drop
She don't wait in lines if it's too long
She don't drive the whip unless the roof off
Only want to call when the cash out
Only take the pic when her ass out"

Hearing her sing was a work of art, but she didn't normally sing this type of music. I occasionally skip last period to sit in the choir class and listen to her. This song could work in my advantage, just change up a few words and sing it to her. Well, a few parts I guess. Maybe the ones she sings the most. Wait.

"Oh fuck me man, I gotta learn how to dance to this."

She looked at me, a smile on her face. "I can teach you if you want, just no perverted comments on my gym clothes."

I smirked. "Can't promise on that babydoll."

She blushed, crossing her arms. "You're such a perv. Such an asshole."

I chuckled, shrugging.

"She from
Malibu, Malibu
If you ain't gotta foreign then she laugh at you
Malibu, Malibu
Spending daddy's money with an attitude

Roxanne
Roxanne
All she wanna do is party all night
Goddamn, Roxanne
Never gonna love me but it's alright
She think I'm a asshole
She think I'm a player
She keep running back though
Only 'cause I pay up
Roxanne
Roxanne
All she wanna do is party all night"

Well, guess I figured it out.

"In LA, yeah
Got no brakes, yeah
Living fast, Ricky Bobby, shake and bake, yeah
See the chain? yeah
Issa lake, yeah
Swipe the chase, oo
Now she wanna date, yeah
Straight to NOBU
On the coast ooh
Shorty only like cocaine and whole foods
Yeah
Snappin' all up on the gram
Ass going crazy
Now she wanna fuck me in the foreign
Going 80"

I was now intrigued. She was VERY into it. I was surprised as hell to hear these words come from her mouth.

"Up In
Malibu, Malibu
If you ain't gotta foreign then she laugh at you
Malibu, Malibu
Spending daddy's money with an attitude

Guess I better start today.

"Wanna practice after school for the next 9 days?" I asked, watching her put her phone up.

"Sure, sounds fun. I'll meet you at my house at four. Don't be late!"

(This is short yes, but I promise there will be a second part. It's just hard to focus atm)